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About Me
Currently playing:

PC
-Guild Wars 2
-Star Wars: the Old Republic

XB360
-Fez

PS2
-Persona 4
-Persona 3 FES
-Nocturne

PS3
-Sly Collection
-Rayman Origins

Vita
-Wipeout 2048
-HotShots Golf

Platinum Trophies:
-Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
-Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
-Prince of Persia
-Infamous
-Burnout Paradise
-Sly Cooper
-Sly 2

and Some Favorites
Skies of Arcadia
Grandia 1+2
Xenogears
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Lost Odyssey
Silent Hill 2
Shadow of the Colossus
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past
Vagrant Story
Chrono Trigger
Secret of Mana
River City Ransom
Little Ninja Brothers
Eternal Darkness
Metal Gear Solid
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher's Bay
Shenmue 1+2
Shining Force 1+2

Starting Off Strong "Series"
Vagrant Story
Three Descents

List Blogs
10 Games That Influenced Etirflita
7 Bromances
6 Characters I Wouldn't Want To Meet
3 Dream Games
List Fever

Looking Back
That One Mook: Bogimoray
Those About to Die: Game Companies
Weddings and Funerals in 2008
Listening to Games?
I, The Author: Gamer as Designer
Wipeout: Distinguished Features
Something About Sex: Roleplay
2010 Sucked: Suicide Missions and Game Overs

Things that have been FPed
Monthly Musing April 2009
Monthly Musing May 2009
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Battle:
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Mii:
Gamertag: etirflita
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List Fever
etirflita | 6:03 PM on 05.27.2010 12 comments




Since everyone's doing it (and that's always a good thing), here are some opinions in list form!

Things I Want
5) Playstation Home as it was originally conceived. I want to stream music and movies to my snazzy, customized, and super sweet luxury apartment, invite friends over in-game to watch some movie on my big screen TV over the fireplace while chatting it up. When the movie's over, we could go to my trophy room where I could show off my physical representations of my accomplishments replete with gargantuan statues for any platinum trophies I had earned.

4)More High Quality Xbox Indie Games. There are some gems on XBIG, I think I just want Arkedo to release a new game every week is all.

3)The Ability to Play Mini-Games Online With Friends. Going back to point 1, I enjoy simple games like billiards and bowling, I hate waiting in queues, especially if they're virtual ones to begin with. This point is more aimed towards Rockstar, though. Games like Grand Theft Auto IV and Red Dead Redemption are loaded with immersive activities and virtual friends with which to engage in these events. The trouble comes when you go online with actual friends, enter a bowling alley and are unable to have the same fun with them that you had with some AI 'friend'. I want to play poker or horseshoes with my friends list, make it happen.

2)Shenmue 3. Wishful thinking, nothing else.

1)Skies of Arcadia 2 on PS3. Once again wishful thinking, but seeing Vyse and Aika in Valkyria Chronicles made me crave it all the more.



Games I'm Excited For

5) Valkyria Chronicles 2
4) Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 5
3) Guild Wars 2
2) Last Guardian
1) Mass Effect 3


Genres I Love That I Can't Seem to Finish

3) RPGs
2) MMOs
1) SRPGs


Personal Top Ten Soundtracks

10) Cave Story
9) Prince of Persia: the Sands of Time
8) Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
7) Metal Gear Solid
6) Xenogears
5) Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
4) Silent Hill 3
3) Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3
2) Skies of Arcadia
1) Chrono Cross


Cliches That Suck (and Exceptions to the Rule)

5) It was all just a dream! (Arkedo Series 03 - Pixel! The intro to the game explicitly states it is a dream, the wacky hijinks that ensue are a drowsy cat's machinations.)
4) Some poor kid dreams about one day flying the skies. (Skies of Arcadia It helps when your dad is a sky pirate)
3) Just a normal kid who has latent powers that awaken. (Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne)
2) The Ancient Prophecy. (Grandia 2 Historians get it wrong sometimes)
1) Amnesia! (Steambot Chronicles While many games use this trope to obfuscate the main character's past in order to reveal things at key moments, Steambot takes this cliche and turns it on its head. Who you say you are is who you are, and who's going to doubt if you say you're the son of an evil professor?)


Moments in Gaming Where You Feel Unstoppable

5) Goggalor! - Raz is just a camper in Psychonauts, but to Lungfish, he is Goggalor.
4) Paper Bowser - Playing as Bowser makes Super Mario Bros. much easier.
3) Fierce Deity Link - After playing as Bill Murray for all of Majora's Mask, the payoff comes in the form of the ultimate transforming mask.
2) The Organic Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator - AKA the blue gravity gun, when Gordon gets this upgrade he becomes Silent but Deadly!
1) Knights of the Round - Probably the deadliest summon in a game filled with crazy summons, Knights of the Round makes quick work of most enemies.


Games that Seep into Real Life

5) Shenmue - Every time I buy a soda can from a vending machine or play darts, the flashbacks hit.
4) Mass Effect - Have you ever wanted to choose the "Renegade conversation option", but it didn't "fit your character"?
3) Pokemon - I can never mow my lawn again.
2) Guitar Hero/ Rock Band - Try to unsee the notes next time you're driving on the highway.

1) Tetris - Whenever you pack, whenever you clean, you'll always be looking out for that next tetromino.


A List of the Top Five Flowcharts

5) Toothepaste For Dinner's Do You Need a PanFlute? Flowchart
4) XKCD's Tech Support Flowchart
3) XKCD's Understanding Flowcharts.. Flowchart
2) Game Informer's Zombie Survial Flowchart
1) Games Are Evil's Ginormous Flowchart of Developers

Top Ten Video Game Voice Actors

10) Nolan North
9) Nolan North
8) Nolan North
7) Nolan North
6) Nolan North
5) Nolan North
4) Mark Meer
3) David Hayter
2) Jennifer Hale
1) Nolan North



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Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2010 18:14
Xzyliac
Nice. Very nice, although I will fight you on Nolan North vs. Jennifer Hale.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2010 18:39
Mr Andy Dixon
"Mass Effect - Have you ever wanted to choose the "Renegade conversation option", but it didn't "fit your character"?"

SO MANY TIMES!!!

PS - Lists are the fucking bomb. I'm so glad I invented them.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2010 19:02
Xzyliac
@mrandydixo
Man! I was doing list before it was even cool!
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2010 19:06
Handy
Ok, I let it slide the first few times but SRLSY U GUYS list blogs are kind of my schtick, and you’re crude artificial lists are besmirching the good name of the honourable list blog! How dare you! You can’t just write a list of “the top five things that are things” you need to pick a topic and pour your heart and soul (and sometimes your semen) into it!

IF GAMES ARE ART THEN LIST BLOGS ARE THEIR GALLERIES! SHOW THEM RESPECT!
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2010 19:29
Occams electric toothbrush
If games are art and list blogs are their galleries then where does that leave this delicious pie?



Also, list blog is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2010 19:54
Handy
The pie is capitalism, everybody wants a slice.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2010 20:05
manasteel88
man I know what you are talking about. I haven't finished a single SRPG outside of Final Fantasy Tactics. And I own/play a LOT.

I just love the battle mechanics and setting my troops up. Completing the game is just ancillary.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2010 20:19
Mr Andy Dixon
Hahahahaha @ "and sometimes your semen"
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2010 22:08
Enkido
"moments in gaming where you feel unstoppable"
obligatory starman mention. Also the Golden Gun.
brimtastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2010 13:23
brimtastic
Do want your number one want also.

Want.
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