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i'm a late 20s gamer for an affinity for the retro stuff. old school but still love the new school games. i currently own a ps3 and a wii. don't ask why i don't have a 360 yet. maybe because i'm a masochist.

favorite games of all time:

- all of the metroids including primes.
- final fantasy 6 and 7
- chrono trigger
- GTA:SA
- the zelda series
- einhander (the perfect game IMO)
- street fighter II (and the alpha series)
- bad dudes
- goldeneye
- super mario kart
- metal gear series

i curse too much. drink beer 3-4 nights out of the week. work for a computer store. and play emulated games all the damned time.
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FOOOTBAAAAAAALL.
etfp | 1:44 PM on 09.07.2008 12 comments




okay so i race down to the flugtag, camera in hand. i jump on the bus, head east and get to the beach. there's a big crowd there and i'm enjoying myself. i went to a lil stand to grab a couple of hotdogs and the events about to start.

i hand my hotdog to my friend so i can get my camera out and...it's not working. wha?

i notice that my camera was lighter than usual. shit. i left the battery in the charger.

i snatch the hotdog back. and watched as the fucking crustacean avengers win first place.

but with that out of the way.

to commemorate the season opener of FOOTBAAAAAALL (i'm in chicago, we have to say it like that), i thought i'd share my baked chicken recipe.

and if you're not going to watch football and play games today or some crazy shit like that. i'll just give it a cool video game themed name like "link's thrown chicken" or whatever.



link's thrown chicken (or how i oven bake chicken)

3 or 4 lb chicken, either already cut up or a whole chicken.
olive oil
can of beer
water
salt and pepper
lemon pepper
garlic powder (but i like using adobo)

- preheat your oven to 400 degrees. while that's heating up, wash your chicken and dry with a paper towel. coat the bottom of your roasting pan with the olive oil. lovingly put some olive oil and rub it in. like you would do a girl. except the girl is made of chicken skin.
- season all of the pieces with the salt, pepper, lemon pepper and garlic powder on both sides. arrange in the pan so the largest pieces are in the center like the thighs and breasts...heh heh.
- take that can of beer and maybe 1/4 cup of water. pour the water in the pan (but not on the chicken). then pour the beer in the pan the same way. let it settle so it coats the whole bottom of the pan.
- bake in the oven for 30 minutes. baste as it cooks. then lower the heat to about 350-375 and bake for another 13-36 minutes (approx 13-14 minutes per lb in case you have more than 3 lbs.) until the juices run clear (heh heh...juices). if the internal temperature is around 180 degrees you're good togo.
- take roasting pan out of oven and cover with foil for 10 minutes before serving.

enjoy.

well today i'm just going to watch the rest of the games and my roommate and i are planning on throwing another party. last time it was a wii party. but since the wii is a piece of crap now, i think i'm going to center it around retro games. if anybody wants to donate an nes, let me know. kidding.

no i'm not.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 14:15
MrSadistic
YEAHHH WOOOOOOO HIT THAT SLAM DUNK
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 14:35
TheDreadHawk
You're from Chicago too? So you also know ChiKAga and da Bears?! Very nice! I'm making dinner tonight!
etfp's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 14:45
etfp
@ THEDREADHAWK: yeah i'm on the northwestside. in probably the most polish part of town (avondale).
Lewis Bell's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 16:43
Lewis Bell
By football do you mean 'Football' or American Rugby?
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 17:03
JRisJunior
DAAAAAAAAAA BEARS. hope they kick some serious colt-ass tonight.
etfp's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 17:33
etfp
@ LEWIS BELL: i'm talking good ol american football where you drink beer and pay attention to your fantasy football roster than the actual game.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 18:16
Def JM
Go BEARS!
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 18:33
gotdurnrite
GO BEARS...straight to hell. The Colts are gonna beat that ass tonight.

Full Disclosure: I'm a Texans fan. We took a major ass whooping today.
etfp's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 18:37
etfp
GOTDURNRITE: yeah i heard. i facepalm for your team.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 23:19
ZServ
that chicken looks like it needs a good fuck.

also panthers pulled the game out of their asses, holy shit.
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