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Mario's Mid-life Crisis
epoch | 8:22 PM on 11.13.2007 11 comments


I was playing SMG today and something caught my eye that I hadn't noticed before. Mario's signature mustache is black, but his hair is BROWN! Could it be that our pogo personified plumber has issues and dyes his mustache? Do horses wear socks? Is anybody listening to me?



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007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 20:40
007
since when has he had a pogo? also, hey, can you be your own friend?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 20:42
blehman
Yeah 007, I've been my own friend for longer than anyone else.

And that's so sad.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 20:48
bottled dark
im my best friend
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 21:09
Eschatos
What a fag.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 21:39
The Incredible Edible Egg
I lold in ma pants... wait, thats now where I lol from!
DiabolicScheme's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 21:58
DiabolicScheme
Can't let the Princeess know he's aging, afterall.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 23:13
braulio09
LEAVE MARIO ALONE!!! YOURE LUCKY HE EVEN JUMPS FOR YOU! JUST LEAVE MARIO ALONE!
epoch's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 23:23
epoch
@ 007

"pogo personified" as in he is the personifiction of a pogo stick, you know what with the jumping and all. Try and keep up
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 23:31
bottled dark
oh snap. you dun been gramaticized 007!
epoch's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:50
epoch
lol
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