Americans are so selfish.
"Hey Tyler, I know/love you enough to give you a gift, but I don't trust/love you quite enough, and I want to make sure you spend my money at this specific place." No offense to the literally tho...
I was playing SMG today and something caught my eye that I hadn't noticed before. Mario's signature mustache is black, but his hair is BROWN! Could it be that our pogo personified plumber has issues and dyes his mustache? Do horses wear socks? Is anybody listening to me?
Watching the first 20 minutes of Halo 3 played by a whore I couldn't help but be reminded of a mime I saw on American Idol a few nights ago. HEY I DON'T WATCH IT OK! (JOKE ALERT) I just happened to be flipping through the ...
I live in the suburbs. In my free-time I play video games and make rap music.
During real life I manage dumb people, wrangle their animal instincts into worker bee perfection. I think the greatest game of all time is Chrono Trigger. I'm the coolest guy I know and my own best friend.