UPDATE Apparently I didn't make it clear enough that this is a joke. Yes, it exists. Yes, I hope people buy it. Should it exist? Probably not.
There's a story behind it though. I was actually working on a series of drinking games for XBLIG. I made a menu screen that looked like beer. I scrapped the project due to a lack of available time, but decided to release just the menu background when MS made it possible to release 80 point games.
I'm surprised it made it through Apple's approval process. But, finally, 3 weeks after originally submitting it to Apple, the iPhone version of Remote Masseuse came out on Friday. Get it here! What do you have to lose, your dignity? $1? It's only $1 you cheap bastard, buy it! While you're at it, buy the XBox 360 version too. I'm a whore.
I don't feel terribly compelled to write about it at the moment. It may be worth noting that this is the first XBox Live Community Game to make the transition to iPhone. At least as far as I know it is. It's also the first iPhone app from the Dtoid community... again, as far as I know.
The interview yesterday went very well. If anyone cares to hear it, download it here or get episode 230 of Dead Pixel Live on iTunes. My interview begins at right around 1 hour and 6 minutes into the recording.
I think the host's intention in having me on was to mostly vent about how horrible it is that Remote Masseuse and other apps are outselling pretty much every game on the XBox Live Community Games. Turns out I agree with him, and we had a really great interview. I even ended up convincing him that there's room on the XBox for both apps and games, if only Microsoft would help facilitate that.