I've emailed Jim to see about getting Remote Masseuse reviewed. I have no idea how it's even possible to review something like that, but we'll see what Jim comes up with. If he has time for it that is. He's probably too busy reviewing real games.
In the meantime, post your own review in the comments. It ought to be good for some righteous lols. That right, righteous.... pretend it's 1989.