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What Up Destructoid?
entrager | 11:16 AM on 10.07.2009 29 comments


I just registered this account becuz I thought Destructoid lookd like a cool place. I like how itz all hardcore liek I am.

My fav games are Halo 3 Gears of War 2 and Earth Defense Force 2017. Gamez like Viva Pinyata are gay and for stupid little kids like my dumb ass brother. My favorite and only console is the XBox 360 Arcade. Wii is for kids and grandmaz am I right? PS3 is only for rich bitches that like stupid games like Sonic.

I'm 37 years old.



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phantomile's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, pretty much.
randombullseye's Destructoid Blog
I summon Mr. Sadistic!
blehman's Destructoid Blog
It's like me if I wasn't funny or talented.
entrager's Destructoid Blog
I'm trying so hard to be like you bleh... so hard.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Well, you should try harder to be in me.

Wait... in my mind. Yeah, that's the ticket.
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to the 'toid. I love you.
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
You've noticed too eh?? Why have most of the intro blogs been crappy as of late?? We need someone new to join who can so these newbs how it's done.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Hey I was summoned. Anyone want a hand job

also, wuts up dawg
entrager's Destructoid Blog
You guyz are awesome I knew Destructoid would be hardcore enough for me
GoldenGamerXero's Destructoid Blog
This blog reminds me of this.

Destructoid's getting even worse lately but that's what happens when a site gets seen more. The only reason all these blogs and posts are allowed because this place is awesome enough to let everyone have their say no matter how stupid.

[Crap I know this is unrealated but I just tried to search hardcore on google images and DAMN! It's like a porn overload @_O]
falinter's Destructoid Blog
All the crap intros make the diamonds in the ruff that much more rewarding.

Especially if they have tits.

Entrager why don't you have tits?!
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
Show us your tits.
entrager's Destructoid Blog
My man boobs are my business.
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
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Blasto's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid, I would like to Remotely Masseuse your junk. My Gamebattles clan is ranked 28th in the world, I get shit done yo.
Occams electric toothbrush's Destructoid Blog
Sometimes people post short, sarcastic introductory posts to get a specific reaction from other people.
Jordan Devore's Destructoid Blog
Earth Defense Force 2017 is a pretty cool guy.
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
Gosh, 3445! U so hrdcpre!

@mrsadistic
Yep, that was me, now, do your thing...
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
I sincerely hope that you're not casting aspersions on Earth Defense Force 2017, sir.
entrager's Destructoid Blog
@Char Aznable
It's irony. There's no way someone like this character would like that game.
Caffeine Knight's Destructoid Blog
this is lame.
Dan CiTi's Destructoid Blog
Well, Destructoid is the world's most hardcore GameCube community, only time will tell if you are worthy.
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
I see, I thought you were grouping it with the other two because of the "kill everything in sight and blow shit up" angle. Carry on.

The guy in that picture reminds me of Luc Bernard. Is that what you were going for?
entrager's Destructoid Blog
@Char Aznable
No, but that makes it so much more awesome.
fetusmilk's Destructoid Blog
im not rich. i have a ps3. hate sonic as well as halo. and this post makes my penis soft.
de BLOO's Destructoid Blog
HARR HARR
Artemus's Destructoid Blog
Um, hello...
I own a Wii and enjoy it, on occasion. I also own a PS3, have a moderate income and don't understand your Sonic "joke" at all, sir.
Also, are you outta your skull?! You for real, man?
smurfee mcgee's Destructoid Blog
cool story, fuckface.
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