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entrager \| 11:16 AM on 10.07.2009	30 comments

I just registered this account becuz I thought Destructoid lookd like a cool place. I like how itz all hardcore liek I am.

My fav games are Halo 3 Gears of War 2 and Earth Defense Force 2017. Gamez like Viva Pinyata are gay and for stupid little kids like my dumb ass brother. My favorite and only console is the XBox 360 Arcade. Wii is for kids and grandmaz am I right? PS3 is only for rich bitches that like stupid games like Sonic.

I'm 37 years old.

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28 comments | showing # 1 to 28

phantomile

Yeah, pretty much.

randombullseye

I summon Mr. Sadistic!

blehman

It's like me if I wasn't funny or talented.

entrager

I'm trying so hard to be like you bleh... so hard.

blehman

Well, you should try harder to be in me.

Wait... in my mind. Yeah, that's the ticket.

PappaDukes

Welcome to the 'toid. I love you.

CelicaCrazed

You've noticed too eh?? Why have most of the intro blogs been crappy as of late?? We need someone new to join who can so these newbs how it's done.

MrSadistic

Hey I was summoned. Anyone want a hand job

also, wuts up dawg

entrager

You guyz are awesome I knew Destructoid would be hardcore enough for me

GoldenGamerXero

This blog reminds me of this.

Destructoid's getting even worse lately but that's what happens when a site gets seen more. The only reason all these blogs and posts are allowed because this place is awesome enough to let everyone have their say no matter how stupid.

[Crap I know this is unrealated but I just tried to search hardcore on google images and DAMN! It's like a porn overload @_O]

falinter

All the crap intros make the diamonds in the ruff that much more rewarding.

Especially if they have tits.

Entrager why don't you have tits?!

Topher Cantler

Show us your tits.

entrager

My man boobs are my business.

Holyetheline

Blasto

Welcome to Destructoid, I would like to Remotely Masseuse your junk. My Gamebattles clan is ranked 28th in the world, I get shit done yo.

Occams electric toothbrush

Sometimes people post short, sarcastic introductory posts to get a specific reaction from other people.

Jordan Devore

Earth Defense Force 2017 is a pretty cool guy.

Naim Master

Gosh, 3445! U so hrdcpre!

@mrsadistic
Yep, that was me, now, do your thing...

Char Aznable

I sincerely hope that you're not casting aspersions on Earth Defense Force 2017, sir.

entrager

@Char Aznable
It's irony. There's no way someone like this character would like that game.

Caffeine Knight

this is lame.

Dan CiTi

Well, Destructoid is the world's most hardcore GameCube community, only time will tell if you are worthy.

Char Aznable

I see, I thought you were grouping it with the other two because of the "kill everything in sight and blow shit up" angle. Carry on.

The guy in that picture reminds me of Luc Bernard. Is that what you were going for?

entrager

@Char Aznable
No, but that makes it so much more awesome.

fetusmilk

im not rich. i have a ps3. hate sonic as well as halo. and this post makes my penis soft.

de BLOO

HARR HARR

Artemus

Um, hello...
I own a Wii and enjoy it, on occasion. I also own a PS3, have a moderate income and don't understand your Sonic "joke" at all, sir.
Also, are you outta your skull?! You for real, man?

smurfee mcgee

cool story, fuckface.
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