I'm surprised it made it through Apple's approval process. But, finally, 3 weeks after originally submitting it to Apple, the iPhone version of Remote Masseuse came out on Friday. Get it here! What do you have to lose, your dignity? $1? It's only $1 you cheap bastard, buy it! While you're at it, buy the XBox 360 version too. I'm a whore.
I don't feel terribly compelled to write about it at the moment. It may be worth noting that this is the first XBox Live Community Game to make the transition to iPhone. At least as far as I know it is. It's also the first iPhone app from the Dtoid community... again, as far as I know.