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Remote Masseuse: iPhone Edition
entrager \| 9:33 AM on 05.26.2009	18 comments

I'm surprised it made it through Apple's approval process. But, finally, 3 weeks after originally submitting it to Apple, the iPhone version of Remote Masseuse came out on Friday. Get it here! What do you have to lose, your dignity? $1? It's only $1 you cheap bastard, buy it! While you're at it, buy the XBox 360 version too. I'm a whore.

Want to know more? Check out remotemasseuse.com. Yes, it exists. I know... it's sad.

I don't feel terribly compelled to write about it at the moment. It may be worth noting that this is the first XBox Live Community Game to make the transition to iPhone. At least as far as I know it is. It's also the first iPhone app from the Dtoid community... again, as far as I know.

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17 comments | showing # 1 to 17

Tubatic

So appropriate, from the D-Toid community. You sir rock. sincerely.

entrager

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Thank me with your wallet. Har har.

entrager

@tubatic
Seriously though, thanks. I'm glad I can represent. If there's any other way I can infect the App Store, be sure to let me know.

Corak

Be on the lookout for hopefully a more mature game section to come soon. More parental controls are being built in to the new Jesus phone firmware. Some people are interpreting this as Apple getting serious about gaming by allowing more mature content like blood in more games.

I'm going to be so seriously pissed off when it's revealed the iTouch 3rd gen has rumble. >\

GoS-CPT-Stewart

Congrats on getting your stuff released on the iPhone though! If I had an iPhone I'd probably bu-... okay I'm lying, I wouldn't buy it. But it's that fake thought that counts, right?

Kraid

faptastic!

falinter

Is there a demo version? I don't know exactly how powerful the iPhones rumble is so I'd love to test it out first.

MrSadistic

now I can finally have a vibrating pooper.

wilbo

if i had an i phone i would get it

ArcticFox

I will only buy this if you agree to play it with me Entrager!

I mean, what?

Chris Carter

You got a shout out on podtoid for your game too a few weeks back!

Congrats again!

Char Aznable

Think of the places these phones will be inserted.

GeekVarietydotcom

dude i love this app i put it on my balls all the time and let people remotely rub them, its like cybering without having to listen to your girlfriend or whoever ramble about shit you dont care about.

CrocBox

lol spreading the word of the vibrator to all the internets. iPhone orgy! woo!

Brian Szabelski

Congrats on the success! :D

Darren Nakamura

Whore.

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