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My sophomore XBox Live Indie Game has been released. It's very unfortunate for Agent MOO that my release came out at the same time as his. Agent MOO, I apologize for the dramatic impact it will have on your sales. Just don't come asking for reparations.

The trailer says it all.

UPDATE
Apparently I didn't make it clear enough that this is a joke. Yes, it exists. Yes, I hope people buy it. Should it exist? Probably not.

There's a story behind it though. I was actually working on a series of drinking games for XBLIG. I made a menu screen that looked like beer. I scrapped the project due to a lack of available time, but decided to release just the menu background when MS made it possible to release 80 point games.

Don't like it? Don't buy it.




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It kinda looks like beer!
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You might do better to create a virtual hat that users can put virtual money in.
It doesn't look that much like beer.
@Peeetah
Yeah, but it looks kinda like beer.
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Does it go flat?
@Peeetah
Never! And in that way, it's better than real beer.
Three problems with this (provided you're actually serious about this and aren't trolling for hits):

1. It's not a screen saver if every pixel is a single colour

2. You're selling a screensaver on XBLA INDIE GAMES.

3. @__________________@
Well...

I enjoyed my junior and senior year more than sophomore year. So maybe its the same for your games! -__-
I AM A MINOR AND WHAT IS THIS
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I fully expect your game to be banned in Australia for this promotion of drugs.
Dude I could excuse remote masseuse for being a silly little toy and stuff but this.... seriously, this is worse than paying for a shirt for your virtual avatar, conveniently at the same price. Sorry to speak my mind, but maybe next time you should try making an actual game. PLEASE DONT HATE ME ENTRAGER.
@Ryu89
I don't hate you.

Judging by everyone's reaction, I guess it wasn't clear enough that this is a huge joke to me. I'd better update this post...
Hmm good idea but there's a couple things I would like to also "pint" out:

The above is a terrible pun.

I don't really think this counts as a game

No I wouldn't waste 80 moon points on that

And finally

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!

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This is so bad I think I got diarrhea just looking at it.

Also COCKS! Extremely large cocks that break into your house at night and slap you round the face SOOOOO hard that it causes Jesus to cry from the aftershock and makes you stop making these abominations!

(P.S. I actually find the fact that your "games" are technically trolling Mircosoft ~HiLlArIoUs~ but it would be nice to see you make something else)
@goldengamerxero
What's wrong with me? I have little free time but feel like making money with it.

It doesn't count as a game, but MS has made it clear that they want people to release whatever they want on the service so long as it follows the rules.

I would waste 80 moon points on it either, just for the record.
As for making something else... I did start Puzzle Puzzle Puzzle a while ago. It's not completely abandoned, although I have no idea when I'll ever get back to it.

I have other ideas too. I really want to make a legit game, I just don't have time I'm afraid.
@Entrager

That's too bad but maybe you should set aside a little time every now and again to make a real game even if it's just a little 5 minute platformer or something. Usually when you make a small project like that you just keep adding to it it anyways so you might end up with something great.
Sound confirmed for DLC!
My only qualm I have is that I did have a harder time masturbating using Beer Screen Saver than compared to your last release. It's still doable, just takes a little more imagination and lubrication.

(Based on the previous comments, I feel like I'm obligated to say I'm joking, lest people continue to be so oblivious to obvious tomfoolery.)
@brandnamecommercial

Thanks. You comment was a breath of fresh air. I'm glad someone gets it.
Make money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.
will this have an "Epic" mode as well?
MY CHILD DOWNLOADED YOUR "GAME" AND PROMPTLY RAIDED MY LIQUOR CABINET AND GOT DRUNK AND GOT ALCOHOL POISONING AND LIVER FAILURE AND DIED. YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER.
Finally, you can truly own beer rather than simply rent it.
Yes, this is all well and good, but does it kinda look like Beer?
@JesusHChrist

Yup

@Entrager

Everyone here just seems pissed/jealous that you put little to no effort into this and will most likely see some sort of money come from it. I think some of those bubbles need to be different sizes and there is no foam at the top so it's not worth my dollar but this will most likely be worth many other people's MS points.
@holyetheline
I expected some negativity for sure, for exactly those reasons.

I don't expect many people to buy this. I literally put it out there because it was already done and just sitting there, I figured why not see if I can earn a little scratch from it. If it sells 10 copies I'll be happy.
Can I have a PC version with PhysX?
can I drink it?
LOL, the outrage here is hilarious. No one is forcing you to buy this, guys.
That was the best commercial ever.
Sorry, MOO; I'm getting this.
Maybe I actually will. I've got a few points.
I don't have a 360, so I just poured beer all over my 62" plasma TV. YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER!

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