Holy shit!

Holy shit.

I just registered this account becuz I thought Destructoid lookd like a cool place. I like how itz all hardcore liek I am.

My fav games are Halo 3 Gears of War 2 and Earth Defense Force 2017. Gamez like Viva Pinyata are gay and for stupid little kids like my dumb ass brother. My favorite and only console is the XBox 360 Arcade. Wii is for kids and grandmaz am I right? PS3 is only for rich bitches that like stupid games like Sonic.

I'm 37 years old.

I had better go see I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. I only have two more years to enjoy raucous, twenty-something comedies before I am no longer a raucous twenty-something.

The usual 360 FNF blogger, blehman, isn't available this week and no one else has jumped on the post, so you need to deal with me. Fear my sentence fragments and excess commas!

Bleh likes to theme these damn things, this week you get to see pants that have been pooped in. Because poop is funny.

Poop is funny when you're on the dance floor.


Arctic Fox18 is hosting Ace Combat 6
8:00PM EDT

Poop is funny when you're running.


GrumpyTurtle is hosting COD4
6PM PDT

Poop is funny when... it's funny.


Someone (me or smurfee_mcgee) is hosting L4D
10:00PM EDT


Poop is funny when you're a famous baseball player.


AgentMOO is hosting AMMO
11:00PM EDT

Hey guys, I'm getting my Nintendo Entertainment System today in an hour or so and I just wanted some help picking out some games for the system.

I plan on buying Batman, Dropzone, and Back to the Future right away. However, I'm stumped as to what other games I should get.

I'm looking for some games with some good multiplayer action, but really I'll look into just about any suggestion I'm given. Please help me out and let me know so I can get some good ideas. Thanks! :)