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11:34 AM on 02.08.2010

Buy XBL Indie Games, Help Haiti

We're working on something more official, so I'll keep this post short. I just wanted to let everyone know that AgentMOO and I are donating 100% of our XBLIG profits this week (Today-Friday) to the Red Cross for the Haiti relief and development.

A few weeks ago when the tragedy struck in Haiti I was in the middle of trying to think of something to do this week to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of the release of Remote Masseuse. It seemed appropriate at the time to do this, so I asked Agent MOO to join me in donating our profits this week.

For your convenience, links to our games in order of release:

Remote Masseuse (240 points, Red Cross gets $2.03)
Agent MOO: Maximum Overdeath (240 points, Red Cross gets $2.03)
Beer Screensaver (80 points, Red Cross gets $0.67)

Of course, you are encouraged to donate directly as well:

Red Cross Donation Page   read


1:08 PM on 11.18.2009

Left 4 Dead 2 Review

Holy shit!   read


10:11 AM on 11.17.2009

Bayonetta Demo Review

Holy shit.   read


11:16 AM on 10.07.2009

What Up Destructoid?

I just registered this account becuz I thought Destructoid lookd like a cool place. I like how itz all hardcore liek I am.

My fav games are Halo 3 Gears of War 2 and Earth Defense Force 2017. Gamez like Viva Pinyata are gay and for stupid little kids like my dumb ass brother. My favorite and only console is the XBox 360 Arcade. Wii is for kids and grandmaz am I right? PS3 is only for rich bitches that like stupid games like Sonic.

I'm 37 years old.

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10:37 AM on 10.05.2009

Beer in Hell

I had better go see I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. I only have two more years to enjoy raucous, twenty-something comedies before I am no longer a raucous twenty-something.   read


1:38 PM on 09.11.2009

360 FNF: I Just Sharted Edition

The usual 360 FNF blogger, blehman, isn't available this week and no one else has jumped on the post, so you need to deal with me. Fear my sentence fragments and excess commas!

Bleh likes to theme these damn things, this week you get to see pants that have been pooped in. Because poop is funny.

Poop is funny when you're on the dance floor.


Arctic Fox18 is hosting Ace Combat 6
8:00PM EDT

Poop is funny when you're running.


GrumpyTurtle is hosting COD4
6PM PDT

Poop is funny when... it's funny.


Someone (me or smurfee_mcgee) is hosting L4D
10:00PM EDT


Poop is funny when you're a famous baseball player.
[embed]148282:22421[/embed]

AgentMOO is hosting AMMO
11:00PM EDT   read


2:35 PM on 08.28.2009

Soon to be NES owner...games?...help!

Hey guys, I'm getting my Nintendo Entertainment System today in an hour or so and I just wanted some help picking out some games for the system.

I plan on buying Batman, Dropzone, and Back to the Future right away. However, I'm stumped as to what other games I should get.

I'm looking for some games with some good multiplayer action, but really I'll look into just about any suggestion I'm given. Please help me out and let me know so I can get some good ideas. Thanks! :)

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10:29 AM on 08.12.2009

A Worthy Follow-Up to Remote Masseuse

My sophomore XBox Live Indie Game has been released. It's very unfortunate for Agent MOO that my release came out at the same time as his. Agent MOO, I apologize for the dramatic impact it will have on your sales. Just don't come asking for reparations.

The trailer says it all.

UPDATE
Apparently I didn't make it clear enough that this is a joke. Yes, it exists. Yes, I hope people buy it. Should it exist? Probably not.

There's a story behind it though. I was actually working on a series of drinking games for XBLIG. I made a menu screen that looked like beer. I scrapped the project due to a lack of available time, but decided to release just the menu background when MS made it possible to release 80 point games.

Don't like it? Don't buy it.

[embed]143878:21377[/embed]   read


3:58 PM on 08.06.2009

Thanks to Brad (and his pecs) for the Remote Masseuse Review

I already emailed him, but I wanted to publicly thank Brad for the Remote Masseuse review. It's a shame you didn't like it, but you were doing it wrong.

As I mentioned in the comments for the review, I'll post a redemption code here for every 10 diggs the review gets. So get on it fellow Dtoiders!

http://digg.com/xbox/Destructoid_Review_Remote_Masseuse

And for your entertainment, I found this by Google image searching "remote masseuse".
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4:58 PM on 07.31.2009

L4D2 Feature Request: Dogs That Can't Look Up

How bad-ass would it be if L4D2 included zombie animals? I want to see a special infected dog that can't look up. You can avoid it by staying on higher ground.

That is all. I'll go back hiding/posting exclusively about Remote Masseuse now.

I found this image by Google image searching "dogs can't look up"...

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9:33 AM on 05.26.2009

Remote Masseuse: iPhone Edition


I'm surprised it made it through Apple's approval process. But, finally, 3 weeks after originally submitting it to Apple, the iPhone version of Remote Masseuse came out on Friday. Get it here! What do you have to lose, your dignity? $1? It's only $1 you cheap bastard, buy it! While you're at it, buy the XBox 360 version too. I'm a whore.

Want to know more? Check out remotemasseuse.com. Yes, it exists. I know... it's sad.

I don't feel terribly compelled to write about it at the moment. It may be worth noting that this is the first XBox Live Community Game to make the transition to iPhone. At least as far as I know it is. It's also the first iPhone app from the Dtoid community... again, as far as I know.   read


12:53 PM on 04.07.2009

My Interview on Dead Pixel Live

The interview yesterday went very well. If anyone cares to hear it, download it here or get episode 230 of Dead Pixel Live on iTunes. My interview begins at right around 1 hour and 6 minutes into the recording.

I think the host's intention in having me on was to mostly vent about how horrible it is that Remote Masseuse and other apps are outselling pretty much every game on the XBox Live Community Games. Turns out I agree with him, and we had a really great interview. I even ended up convincing him that there's room on the XBox for both apps and games, if only Microsoft would help facilitate that.   read





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