I just registered this account becuz I thought Destructoid lookd like a cool place. I like how itz all hardcore liek I am.

My fav games are Halo 3 Gears of War 2 and Earth Defense Force 2017. Gamez like Viva Pinyata are gay and for stupid little kids like my dumb ass brother. My favorite and only console is the XBox 360 Arcade. Wii is for kids and grandmaz am I right? PS3 is only for rich bitches that like stupid games like Sonic.

I'm 37 years old.

I had better go see I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. I only have two more years to enjoy raucous, twenty-something comedies before I am no longer a raucous twenty-something.

The usual 360 FNF blogger, blehman, isn't available this week and no one else has jumped on the post, so you need to deal with me. Fear my sentence fragments and excess commas!

Bleh likes to theme these damn things, this week you get to see pants that have been pooped in. Because poop is funny.

Poop is funny when you're on the dance floor.


Arctic Fox18 is hosting Ace Combat 6
8:00PM EDT

Poop is funny when you're running.


GrumpyTurtle is hosting COD4
6PM PDT

Poop is funny when... it's funny.


Someone (me or smurfee_mcgee) is hosting L4D
10:00PM EDT


Poop is funny when you're a famous baseball player.


AgentMOO is hosting AMMO
11:00PM EDT

Hey guys, I'm getting my Nintendo Entertainment System today in an hour or so and I just wanted some help picking out some games for the system.

I plan on buying Batman, Dropzone, and Back to the Future right away. However, I'm stumped as to what other games I should get.

I'm looking for some games with some good multiplayer action, but really I'll look into just about any suggestion I'm given. Please help me out and let me know so I can get some good ideas. Thanks! :)

My sophomore XBox Live Indie Game has been released. It's very unfortunate for Agent MOO that my release came out at the same time as his. Agent MOO, I apologize for the dramatic impact it will have on your sales. Just don't come asking for reparations.

The trailer says it all.

UPDATE
Apparently I didn't make it clear enough that this is a joke. Yes, it exists. Yes, I hope people buy it. Should it exist? Probably not.

There's a story behind it though. I was actually working on a series of drinking games for XBLIG. I made a menu screen that looked like beer. I scrapped the project due to a lack of available time, but decided to release just the menu background when MS made it possible to release 80 point games.

Don't like it? Don't buy it.

I already emailed him, but I wanted to publicly thank Brad for the Remote Masseuse review. It's a shame you didn't like it, but you were doing it wrong.

As I mentioned in the comments for the review, I'll post a redemption code here for every 10 diggs the review gets. So get on it fellow Dtoiders!

http://digg.com/xbox/Destructoid_Review_Remote_Masseuse

And for your entertainment, I found this by Google image searching "remote masseuse".