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retro games and their fans can suck my dick.
emuscles | 5:43 AM on 08.06.2008 61 comments


when i was a kid, i loved shitty 8-bit megaman; i even bought megaman 2 port for pc and it was probably the first time a bust a nut;



anyways it's 2008 and meGAYman 9 is rocking the same fucking pixels. that's bullshit. if i'm to even bother the game needs to be really fucking 'blow your dick off' magic.

also, if you got hyped over the nextgen bionic commando simply 'cuz it's bionic commando, you're fucking dumb. the game was for NES, and the hype is unwarranted and ridiculous.. but not the remake; though it's probably shit, you can at least be hyped over something if you know what to expect-- not because of the name-- you tool of nostalgia.



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emuscles's Destructoid Blog
lets not forget mortal kombat, that game is so fucking bad and dumb; they're still releasing that trash on the coattails of segagenesis mk when the bar was so, so fucking low.
Gibbo's Destructoid Blog
Why So Serious? Don't buy it if it bothers you so much.
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
Obvious troll is obvious.
emuscles's Destructoid Blog
wow you must have seen the new batman cuz that's exactly what he says! grats dude.

anywyas, don't be mad cuz im stylin on yea
emuscles's Destructoid Blog
it's half troll- but the retro cockride should die soon.
AKK's Destructoid Blog
Whiny 16 year old girl is whiny.

Speaking of Batman, Batman started out in the 60s. So, does that mean when Christopher Nolan releases a new movie we shouldn't be excited, because Batman is too retro?

Your logic is retarded. Of course, when you used that hilarious pun meGAYman, it was clear that your intelligence is slightly below that of a shovel.
garrfunkel's Destructoid Blog
Who shit in your cereal?

Releasing a classic mega man makes perfect sense. People liked the original Megaman games most it seems so Capcom have made a game that is exactly the same as one of the original Megaman thereby giving the fans of the originals exactly what they want. It is rare that you see a big publisher making such a huge change just to please its fans (and obviously make money) and I for one think its great. This game could set the trend for many good things, for example a new 2D Metroid game. If a game is good it doesnt really matter if its in 8 bit graphics or HD.

Also saying people are stupid for being excited about the new Bionic Commando simply because of the name is retarded. People that played the original Bionic Commando and loved it will obviously be glad to see it revived. The same happens whenever a sequel is made for almost anything. People will get excited simply because of what the name means. Sure it might suck balls completely but that doesnt mean that people shouldnt get excited about a franchise they like.

Also I know this is more than likely a troll and I shouldnt be feeding it but I just cant help myself sometimes.
mcbennet's Destructoid Blog
i understand where your frustration is coming from. when i heard MM9 was coming out to networks, i was really stoked...i thought it would be in the same vein as those psp mega man remakes: 3d but kept at a traditional side-scrolling view. i was really dissapointed when i saw the intentional return to 8-bit. mega man THAT old is something i don't really miss. i was more down with the MMX nostalgia...and now with the glitches you can toggle on and off...ridiculous
Skribble's Destructoid Blog
haha, it's toast!
emuscles's Destructoid Blog
nom nom nom

u are dom
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
This ain't gonna end well, is it guys?

Ah well,


bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
mcbennet = emuscles
emuscles's Destructoid Blog
didn't get it 'till u posted that, thanks.
emuscles's Destructoid Blog
yo capcom is trolling me, im not trolling you guys. fight the powerr.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
@Bloodylip

Yeah, I thought the same thing, watch how both reply to the comments.
emuscles's Destructoid Blog
if my dick was 8bit you'd be on it.
mcbennet's Destructoid Blog
two people can share the same opinion, as you've clearly shown me you phallis throating nazi subordinate
mcbennet's Destructoid Blog
mushballs: LOL i promise you i only have one fucking account..i'm not that much of a loser broski
emuscles's Destructoid Blog
bloodylip is my alt account.
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
It's true. I don't have good grammar and I hate fun.
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
Also, I say broski like some kind of loser frat dude. Do frat dudes go to art school?
emuscles's Destructoid Blog
**unless this so called fun is 8bit, which is the only way its comprehensible to me.
mcbennet's Destructoid Blog
yes i'm totally a frat dude..you're so observant all the way over there behind the wall of the intranetz
DanGale's Destructoid Blog
Ah, so you came here, created a new account and blogged that you hate retro games. How very mature...

Surely you understand that other people enjoy them and you don't have to?
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
Haha, I thought this was pretty funny! I don't agree with you, but I got a great chuckle out of this!
SilverDragon1979's Destructoid Blog
I have always wondered where trolls like this douche come from. Were you not given enough attention my your mom when you were a kid?
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
@Panda

It's not nice to laugh at tards.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
'mushballs: LOL i promise you i only have one fucking account..i'm not that much of a loser broski'


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reads comment again................BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh mcbennet, how I love you

*waits for predictable, lame fag joke*
iCardskeeper's Destructoid Blog
megaman is not gay *wayne*
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
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WAAAAAAAAAT?
nintendoll's Destructoid Blog
Look. The only things one Destructoid that get the blowjobs are sharks and Mr. Destructoid himself. If you really want something to suck you off, I'd recommend a hooker. And a dental damn.
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
NO I WONT FIX IT.. AND FUCK YOU..
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog


Since MattFoo sucks balls...just kidding
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
KRYP! help me find out how to run Windows CE on the dreamcast. its a operating system that uses very small amount of memory.
I'm trying to find out if theres a disk I need to get.
Totally Tubular Thomas's Destructoid Blog
Does this guy troll like this for comments or what? Because if that's why he's doing it, we probably shouldn't be feeding his pathetic little ego.

Also, are you the guy I met on Halo 3 the other night?
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
Nice retro avatar mang ;O
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog


Now take this:


and this:


Tie around the neck and throw everything in:

emuscles's Destructoid Blog
you're a cool guy dangle,

ps i've prob been here longer than you, i just don't spam blog and post you poser kid. wot op now
The-Excel's Destructoid Blog
Screw 8-bit. 7-bit is where it's at.
DanGale's Destructoid Blog
I am, you haven't, I don't, I'm not.

Fuck you, Wayne.
Rifter01's Destructoid Blog
Don't playa hate.
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
Troll/10
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
What the fuck is going on here? This shit is sad. Please just leave, we've had enough problems with immature children lately. We don't want nor do we need you. Please, just go...
njsykora's Destructoid Blog
@The-Excel

Fuck 7-bit, everyone knows you'll never better the 4-bit era.

This is what we do to bad grammar trolls around here, if you're going to post more of this then I suggest you get used to it. Also your cocksucker insults don't work on me.
dtomek's Destructoid Blog
@akk

Well if it was the exact same batman that was released back then and said to be new, then yes I would be loathe to be hyped for that batman. I don't have much say in this whole megaman thing though. I never really was into any of them and so this new one does nothing for me.


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