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emotoaster avatar 10:44 PM on 08.31.2009
I Suck At Games: Losing


Yeah mother fucker I said it. When it comes to gaming I am God. I pwn n00bs like it's fucking bitches. And trust me I fuck plenty of bitches.

Fatal1ty? Yeah I rape him. Your 12 year old cousin? I teabag him all night. I make your mom cry when I spam Shoryukens with Dan and still win. I beat Ikaruga and Through the Fire and Flames blindfolded. AT THE SAME TIME.

Then, well then there is you. The “HARDC0RE 1337 MASTER” well let's just say I want to keep this article clean. You know for the kids


You might be asking yourself, “Emotoaster, just how do you do it?!11one?” Well I'll tell you cock sucker it's because I'm secretly Jim Sterling's father. Yep you mother fucker that's right. I get ALL the high scores and pussy that's why I'm awesome.


The End.

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