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I Suck At Games: Losing
emotoaster \| 10:44 PM on 08.31.2009	9 comments

Yeah mother fucker I said it. When it comes to gaming I am God. I pwn n00bs like it's fucking bitches. And trust me I fuck plenty of bitches.

Fatal1ty? Yeah I rape him. Your 12 year old cousin? I teabag him all night. I make your mom cry when I spam Shoryukens with Dan and still win. I beat Ikaruga and Through the Fire and Flames blindfolded. AT THE SAME TIME.

Then, well then there is you. The “HARDC0RE 1337 MASTER” well let's just say I want to keep this article clean. You know for the kids

You might be asking yourself, “Emotoaster, just how do you do it?!11one?” Well I'll tell you cock sucker it's because I'm secretly Jim Sterling's father. Yep you mother fucker that's right. I get ALL the high scores and pussy that's why I'm awesome.

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9 comments | showing # 1 to 9

TripleZer0

That wasn't funny.

de BLOO

O_o?

Cadtalfryn

Die in a fire.

Volgin13

Its sad because I thought this article was going somewhere, but wait it did actually! It went straight into *additional insults cannot be launched

Puppy Licks

Yeah but can you teach your grandmother to suck eggs?

I can, therefore I win.

Krow

Hurrrrr.

Monodi

Are you 12?

emotoaster

Relax guys it's just some bullshit I came up with in the matter of 5 mins.

Cadtalfryn

@"Relax guys it's just some bullshit I came up with in the matter of 5 mins"

Your bullshit that you took 5 minutes to squeeze out of your ass, pushes things out of sight that people potentially take hours to craft. Next time you decide you feel the need to take a shit, how about you take it to 4chan or your bathroom and leave Dtoid out of it.

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about me

I am awesome, the end?

Anyways, I go to the University of No Future, and I'm currently majoring as a professional student. I play games WAY too much and need more money, feel free to send me money since I am (obviously) a whore.

Currently Playing:
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L4D (when not playing TF2)
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