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Samus is Still a Dirty Whore
water lymon | 11:32 PM on 03.12.2008 36 comments


I understood Snake, but really Samus?



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vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:34
vexed alex
Tsk tsk.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:35
007
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Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:35
Sharpless
@Lemon
Quite well, judging from her Elizabeth Perkins-in-Showgirls positioning.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:42
MrSadistic
I don't know. This is pretty hot.
Raidensolid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:43
Raidensolid
50 Dtoiders havn't commented on this because they are jerking off to it.

I wasnt one of them. I'm a mere robot.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:45
Samit Sarkar
Oooh, he’s fondling her breasts. Nice work, R.O.B.!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:46
Y0j1mb0
Now that's a serious lapdance...
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:51
Brian Szabelski
damn, nice job!
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:56
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, LEMON. WHY THE FUCK IS SHE LEVITATING?
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 23:59
Tragic Hero
Can someone explain what those two are doing? I failed health class in high school
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 00:03
the GAMEGOBLIN
I think R.O.B. is holding on to her brestases. Maybe she likes pain, I dunno.
broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 00:04
broonor
SSB:M Sex pics are indeed ftw
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 00:43
Red TheHaze Veron
shes got some strong legs. Are those blue lights robot orgasm?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 00:47
Bob Muir
This is relevant to my interests.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 00:51
kwaselow
I understood why she'd want to have sex with Snake. I mean, he just has an aura of mystery surrounding him. It's pretty hot. I mean, if I were I woman, I'd totally let him penetrate me vaginally.

This, however, I don't get. He's a fucking robot. He was not built with a penis. Maybe if he were one of those fuck machines, you know, the kind with all the dildos and vibrating pads and shit, maybe then I'd understand... but R.O.B?

Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say here is... WHY NOT ME?
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 01:03
Wedge
Y'know... I can honestly see some video game nazi looking at this stuff as a reason to bump the game's rating to M.

"IT'S A VILE ROBOT PORN SIMULATOR!"
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 03:37
Rainbowblack
wheres the pic of Snakes doing samus doggy? lol. thats my fave.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 04:07
Knivy
That's a unique dildo.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 05:21
Justice
Go R.O.B. GO!
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 05:45
liam2015
You know, I was going to make a comment like, lemon, cmon, this shit is getting annoying and tired, but uh...

That's fucking hilarious.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 06:17
glipe
He's examining her like a gyro-cologist! =D

You know, because of his gyroscope attachment thingy...

and the gynocologist reference...

Oh shut up, I'm trying hard, ok!
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 07:41
zombiekiller13
At least someone found a use for R.O.B.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 07:51
Snaileb
HOT! Zombiekiller wins this thread now.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 08:18
BluDesign
R.O.B. actually just uses the Gyromite gyros to pleasure her. All we're seeing here is foreplay, the actual nasty stuff will be coming shortly I'm sure.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 08:32
Hitogoroshi
Yeah R.O.B.! Hit that shit.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 10:46
king3vbo
Thats freaking awesome
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 10:52
brosef
Do the R.O.B.!

No, the dance Samus, the dance.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:14
LarkOhiya
you can gyro my mite anytime R.O.B ;)
Pedro Cortes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:29
Pedro Cortes
Two words: Interchangeable parts
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:29
Clockwork
Yet another epic fucking win, lemon.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 09:25
atheistium
I too have been raped by Samus :( She's... .. she infected me with AIDS. I'm HIV positive.
Madman35's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 22:10
Madman35
That's it. Time to go home everyone, the Scientologists and terrorists have won.
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