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11:32 PM on 03.12.2008

Samus is Still a Dirty Whore
water lymon 36 comments


I understood Snake, but really Samus?


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vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
Tsk tsk.
007's Destructoid Blog
0 0
O
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
@Lemon
Quite well, judging from her Elizabeth Perkins-in-Showgirls positioning.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I don't know. This is pretty hot.
Raidensolid's Destructoid Blog
50 Dtoiders havn't commented on this because they are jerking off to it.

I wasnt one of them. I'm a mere robot.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Oooh, he’s fondling her breasts. Nice work, R.O.B.!
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Now that's a serious lapdance...
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
damn, nice job!
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, LEMON. WHY THE FUCK IS SHE LEVITATING?
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
Can someone explain what those two are doing? I failed health class in high school
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
I think R.O.B. is holding on to her brestases. Maybe she likes pain, I dunno.
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
NO, Rob the Robot is the real whore here.
jpitner's Destructoid Blog
SSB:M Sex pics are indeed ftw
Teta's Destructoid Blog
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
shes got some strong legs. Are those blue lights robot orgasm?
Necros's Destructoid Blog
This is relevant to my interests.
kwaselow's Destructoid Blog
I understood why she'd want to have sex with Snake. I mean, he just has an aura of mystery surrounding him. It's pretty hot. I mean, if I were I woman, I'd totally let him penetrate me vaginally.

This, however, I don't get. He's a fucking robot. He was not built with a penis. Maybe if he were one of those fuck machines, you know, the kind with all the dildos and vibrating pads and shit, maybe then I'd understand... but R.O.B?

Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say here is... WHY NOT ME?
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
Y'know... I can honestly see some video game nazi looking at this stuff as a reason to bump the game's rating to M.

"IT'S A VILE ROBOT PORN SIMULATOR!"
Rainbowblack's Destructoid Blog
wheres the pic of Snakes doing samus doggy? lol. thats my fave.
Knives's Destructoid Blog
That's a unique dildo.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
Go R.O.B. GO!
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
You know, I was going to make a comment like, lemon, cmon, this shit is getting annoying and tired, but uh...

That's fucking hilarious.
glipe's Destructoid Blog
He's examining her like a gyro-cologist! =D

You know, because of his gyroscope attachment thingy...

and the gynocologist reference...

Oh shut up, I'm trying hard, ok!
zombiekiller13's Destructoid Blog
At least someone found a use for R.O.B.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
HOT! Zombiekiller wins this thread now.
BluDesign's Destructoid Blog
R.O.B. actually just uses the Gyromite gyros to pleasure her. All we're seeing here is foreplay, the actual nasty stuff will be coming shortly I'm sure.
Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
Yeah R.O.B.! Hit that shit.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Thats freaking awesome
brosef's Destructoid Blog
Do the R.O.B.!

No, the dance Samus, the dance.
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
you can gyro my mite anytime R.O.B ;)
ElfAngel7's Destructoid Blog
Two words: Interchangeable parts
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
Yet another epic fucking win, lemon.
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
I too have been raped by Samus :( She's... .. she infected me with AIDS. I'm HIV positive.
Madman35's Destructoid Blog
That's it. Time to go home everyone, the Scientologists and terrorists have won.


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