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I understood why she'd want to have sex with Snake. I mean, he just has an aura of mystery surrounding him. It's pretty hot. I mean, if I were I woman, I'd totally let him penetrate me vaginally.
This, however, I don't get. He's a fucking robot. He was not built with a penis. Maybe if he were one of those fuck machines, you know, the kind with all the dildos and vibrating pads and shit, maybe then I'd understand... but R.O.B?
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say here is... WHY NOT ME?
R.O.B. actually just uses the Gyromite gyros to pleasure her. All we're seeing here is foreplay, the actual nasty stuff will be coming shortly I'm sure.
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O
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Quite well, judging from her Elizabeth Perkins-in-Showgirls positioning.
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I wasnt one of them. I'm a mere robot.
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This, however, I don't get. He's a fucking robot. He was not built with a penis. Maybe if he were one of those fuck machines, you know, the kind with all the dildos and vibrating pads and shit, maybe then I'd understand... but R.O.B?
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say here is... WHY NOT ME?
(# 17) on 03/13/2008 01:03
"IT'S A VILE ROBOT PORN SIMULATOR!"
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That's fucking hilarious.
(# 22) on 03/13/2008 06:17
You know, because of his gyroscope attachment thingy...
and the gynocologist reference...
Oh shut up, I'm trying hard, ok!
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No, the dance Samus, the dance.
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