God damn it, you two. I swear, with god as my witness, this was a real conversation.
*sigh*
NamelessTed: oh yeah
NamelessTed is online.
NamelessTed: i am rubbing your shoulders
and i take your glasses off, ever so gently
CannibalCalvin: the soft sounds of barry white play in the background
NamelessTed: oooh, i love barry white. good choice of music
i slowly move my hands down your arms, to your hand
we grasp eachother
tightly
CannibalCalvin: I take your hand in mine and softly kiss it
NamelessTed: i rip your pants off, flip you around, throw down some lube, and start to finger your asshole. violently
CannibalCalvin: I throw myself on the ground
I cant wait any longer
take me ted
take me
NamelessTed: not right now you don't
Sent at 3:37 AM on Wednesday
NamelessTed: BUTT PLUGG TIME
CannibalCalvin: I raise my ass in the air, awaiting your tender touch
NamelessTed: i shove the butt plugg in as far as it can go
CannibalCalvin: I feel every inch slide in as I grip the silk bed sheets
my member starts to swell
NamelessTed: i grab it with my right hand
and spit on it, i don't want to use the lube anymore
it is all natural from here on out
i start to rub you dick
and lick the tip
CannibalCalvin: my run my fingers through your soft curly hair
NamelessTed: I take the butt plugg out
and make you lick it clean
CannibalCalvin: I take my time, making you wait for your turn
NamelessTed: i get impatient
and i shove the butt plugg into my ass
and sit on it
I grab your hand and make you touch my member
CannibalCalvin: Im impatient as well
I immediately start deep throating you
I can feel you hitting my tonsils
Its everything I've dreamed of
NamelessTed: i think i took too many drugs
i pass out
I wake up the next day with the butt plugg still in
my ass is gaping wide
you are left unsatified
CannibalCalvin: I get dressed and pick up my car keys from the night stand
I get you a glass of water and some advil
as you drink it down I caress your cheek and whisper into your ear
"I'm getting my turn tomorrow sweets"
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Lies! All lies!
I PLEAD THE FIFTH
one, two, three, four, FIZIFTH
So Ted, are you free Friday night?
Oh shit, I thought that was a private message!
Oh Lord...
Disturbing....video and all...
This is why they have hookers guys. This kinda shit doesn't get out if they don't live...
LAWD 1/2 MERCY
I LOL'd at "Not right now you don't"
now that i have finished vomiting, I can post: "Wont somebody think of the children?!"
EPIC
You guys never cease to amaze me with how fucked up you can be
I love it!
Wow....
:|
I'm at a loss for words.