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BAM.
Thank you, ma'am.
Steam:
Battle:
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Mii: 3903 1730 1087 4129
Gamertag: electro lemon
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God damn it, you two. I swear, with god as my witness, this was a real conversation.
*sigh* NamelessTed: oh yeah NamelessTed is online. NamelessTed: i am rubbing your shoulders and i take your glasses off, ever so gently CannibalCalvin: the soft sounds of barry white play in the background NamelessTed: oooh, i love barry white. good choice of music i slowly move my hands down your arms, to your hand we grasp eachother tightly CannibalCalvin: I take your hand in mine and softly kiss it NamelessTed: i rip your pants off, flip you around, throw down some lube, and start to finger your asshole. violently CannibalCalvin: I throw myself on the ground I cant wait any longer take me ted take me NamelessTed: not right now you don't Sent at 3:37 AM on Wednesday NamelessTed: BUTT PLUGG TIME CannibalCalvin: I raise my ass in the air, awaiting your tender touch NamelessTed: i shove the butt plugg in as far as it can go CannibalCalvin: I feel every inch slide in as I grip the silk bed sheets my member starts to swell NamelessTed: i grab it with my right hand and spit on it, i don't want to use the lube anymore it is all natural from here on out i start to rub you dick and lick the tip CannibalCalvin: my run my fingers through your soft curly hair NamelessTed: I take the butt plugg out and make you lick it clean CannibalCalvin: I take my time, making you wait for your turn NamelessTed: i get impatient and i shove the butt plugg into my ass and sit on it I grab your hand and make you touch my member CannibalCalvin: Im impatient as well I immediately start deep throating you I can feel you hitting my tonsils Its everything I've dreamed of NamelessTed: i think i took too many drugs i pass out I wake up the next day with the butt plugg still in my ass is gaping wide you are left unsatified CannibalCalvin: I get dressed and pick up my car keys from the night stand I get you a glass of water and some advil as you drink it down I caress your cheek and whisper into your ear "I'm getting my turn tomorrow sweets" ... While I'm vomiting, look at these reviews of what people thought of it. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u247/electrolemon/Screenshot_2.png I swear, I was laughing for, and we counted, 5 straight minutes.
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
one, two, three, four, FIZIFTH
I LOL'd at "Not right now you don't"
You guys never cease to amaze me with how fucked up you can be
I love it!
I'm at a loss for words.