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Another Banner Fucking Year At The Lemon House
water lymon | 12:31 PM on 12.25.2007 56 comments


My old man hands me a carton of cigarettes. Says "smoke up, Tony! They're grrrrreat!"



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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:00
Neonie
I'm lost sorry...
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:02
Cheeburga
Come live with me.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:11
Neonie
Sucks that your parents treat you like shit.

Could of done worse with the pen though. Could of been a bic.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:11
Cheeburga
my mom loves black people, seriously it'd work.
I even got jungle book on dvd, we can watch it together.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:12
Kryptinite
LOL..I thought my Christmas was bad but...you win this round Lemon.
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:13
tehArtist
poor pitiful you

You're an ungrateful little bastard aren't you.
rubadub's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:16
rubadub
Welcome to the world that the rest of us adults live in.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:20
Ub3rSlug
I hope that sweater warms your heart.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:32
atheistium
Lemon i was going to adopt you but I refuse now.
Don't be a selfish little shit :P

Seriously, i got a scarf and socks for xmas.... not complaining! you got a apple mac and how old are you!? wish my parents had that kind of money.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:35
Bob Muir
If it makes you feel better, my Christmas was good, so if you need to, you can live your happiness through me.
frozenbabylon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:37
frozenbabylon


Smoke up, Johnny.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:44
MrSadistic
This post makes me want to make sweet love to the games that I got for Christmas.
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:52
tehArtist
It's still sad that you are jealous that you didn't get a purse and jewelry like your sister.



If it makes you feel better, You can send me your mailing address and I will send you a nice little dress that would make your sister green with envy.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 13:59
atheistium
@lemon
lol, DAANGG.

xmas isn't about presents as you get older. its more about just being with the family which you hate now but till love later on. because you don't have to cook xD And it's delicious! and you get to laze around all day.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:01
Niero
Fact: The coolness of the presents you receive gets proportionally suckier as you get older. The last great christmas I can remember at home is when the Super Nintendo came out. Yeah.
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:08
tehArtist
@Niero

I dunno, my family is fairly practical on gift giving. I usually get stuff I need and can use. I got a kick ass PC tool kit last year. Which is something I was in dire need of. this year was mainly clothes. I'm 6'6'' and 350lbs. My clothes are expensive, so I'm always grateful for any article of clothing I get around christmas time. LOL
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:11
Cheeburga
Lemon i got socks dude.
van's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:13
van
i got soap on a rope.... again.
RoffleWaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:14
RoffleWaffle
Get a grip.
So your family is not perfect, so you got shitty gifts. You want to argue about who has it bad. I would say Iraq, Sudan or a number of such places. Life is what you make of it. So stop whining learn to deal with things and next time you want to whore for pity and attention think for a second...
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:17
DaedHead8
Parents can be iffy on gifts sometimes. One year my dad got me Butt Ugly Martians for the GBA. It was horrible, my brother got an xbox.

This year was great though. I got the wireless steering wheel for the 360, assassins creed, tony hawk proving ground and call of duty 4.

Keep ya head up lemon. soon you'll be old enough that if you don't get what you want for christmas, you can just buy it yourself.

Merry Christmas
RoffleWaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:23
RoffleWaffle
Yeah, it doesn't mean you can't complain but making an entire blog amounting to "woe is me" rantings and then yelling at those who tell you to take a deep breath is rather annoying.
P.S. have a nice Surstromming from me...
Have a nice Christmas even if you have to post emo rants(damn holidays always make me act nice)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:25
MrSadistic
I like how every time someone complains about presents there has to be at least one hippie who brings up the 'third-world nation' lecture. I feel like going to Sudan and bringing a sandwich with me and taunting the natives with it.
RoffleWaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:29
RoffleWaffle
Sorry for having a conscience...and thinking of others...your name suits you. Sandwich expedition to Sudan would end badly...
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:30
Thornnn
Lemon you rock. I my best gift is coming from uncle Niero. so I can't really complain. But hey Mabye you'll get somthin cool for your birfday.
frozenbabylon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 14:58
frozenbabylon
I can has sexual with Lemon for Christmas. But I think that'd make it worse.

Complain all you want, meng. I'd bitch if I got dumb shit too.
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 15:00
Arcanum
I wish i could have even got a lame recording pen....
But no christmas for me....
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 15:09
Sharpless
I suddenly feel better about my Christmas. I got three books, a DVD, and a long-sleeve shirt from Wal-mart. And candy. Which I don't want. The first two things I listed are "thumbs up," though.

Sorry, man. You have my sympathies.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 15:50
ShadowXOR
@electro lemon:

I know what you mean man. I was in the same situation as you and people don't get it unless they're there and they act like pretentious pricks about it. If your parents were anything like man get out when you're 18, I did and it was the best thing I ever did. It was hard making it on my own from scratch but pretty rewarding. Fuck the haters and just be honest. I can't believe they're giving you so much shit.
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 15:55
Puppetpallmich
my christmas was the shit even though it wasnt good as years past mostly cuz i buy eveything i want my self, athiestium got me a fucking hard to find out of print resident evil archives book and some tight ass gaming related energy drinks my parents got me some white t shirts that i needed, 40 dollas in ms points, another 360 controller, some rubix cube thing, sUpeR MaRio GalAxY, mass efect a 24 box of giant slim jims, some wird indoor rc helicopter, a wii zapper, a key board, a tight ass jacket, pants and a hoodie. oh and a buncha fucking PEZ candy. now for me thats small and my parents are poor so i dunno what to tell yah other than dont be a douch i woulda been happy with a new belt as the only thing such as why i dint ask for anything
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 15:57
Samit Sarkar
Sorry to hear about that, dude. My parents may not have (and still don’t) have a ton of money, but they always made sure to be fair with respect to what they got for me and my brother. Hell, until last year (when I got a PS3 and my brother got a 360), any video game console (and games) were always given to “both of [us]”. God, I’m glad I don’t have a sister.

Er...what exactly is a “digital recording pen”, anyway?
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 16:22
deiga-the-semivaliant
I got a nice sweater from Macy's and some money. But I look more forward to spending my Christmases with family than I do getting gifts. If I want something, I buy it myself.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 16:26
Coonskin05
Lemon, while everyone else thinks your being a little bitch, I feel for ya man. Keep your head up, don't get fed up, you'll be outta there in a few years, then you can say fuck em and do whatever you want. Just gotta deal with em for now.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 17:48
charliesuh
I feel you man, I only got one present this year in total, and it wasnt even from family. I got a venus fly trap plant from a friend. lol
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 18:53
bottled dark
really?
i got orange box.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 19:13
pizzaface
I FEEL SO LEFT OUT

i dun celebrate christmas. ^_______________^
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 19:32
007
Oh man, that sucks. Wanna know what I got?

















jack shit. jack fucking shit. I just turned 17 not too long ago, so I live with my parents. They woke up this morning and told me to go vacuum the living room. That was my fucking christmas. Congratu-fucking-lations on being the most ungrateful little shit on Earth. good job, nino blanco.

Also, COD4 is AWESOOOOOME!
vishusdelishus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 19:48
vishusdelishus
Lemon, I don't mean to laugh at your misfortune but you of all people MUST be able to see the humour in not only your gifts but the great pic and blog headline. We've all had some pretty shitty christmas' in our lives and we always find a way to laugh through the tears.

Dude that pen is approved by the Discovery Channel. GOLD.
Zenith's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 19:57
Zenith
man, my parents spent about 2 hours arguing, if you send me the recording pen i can put it to good use, my dad is usually too drunk to remember anything in the morning. i only had to restrain him twice which is an improvement
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 22:08
Reeper
Wow.

I can't even comment on this one.


See what I did there?
Pariah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 00:37
Pariah
One year, I only got a sweater from my mom that was way too small. That was it. I was home all by myself all day, just wishing I had friends and family to spend time with. I had just broken up with my fiance because I caught her drunkenly making out with some guy. I did'nt have a job and was being evicted. Shit sucks but you get through it. This year I got to spend time with my family and friends, most enjoyable. They also all pitched together what they could and I ended up hauling in $550 in cash to go toward a hdtv that I have been saving up for. I will have enough to get it in feb.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 08:48
itemforty
Give me the pen. I need a pen. If you don't want it, send it to me.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:43
king3vbo
awwwww poor lemon
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2007 15:52
Eschatos
Sucks to be you. Get some new parents.
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