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Anyway, I recently found myself with a beta key for the MMORPG entitled "Fury", and being that I'm neither a huge fan of the MMO, RPG, or collective loss of dignity genres, I'm passing on the savings to YOOOOOU! (1,000 Lemon points for reference.)

Basically, all you have to do to pry this beta key from my typing-cramped black hands, is to make a comment in this post. But not just a "hai." comment, it has to be a comment in which you do one of the follow:

1. Say why you deserve this game
2. Say What you think the perfect Destructoid game would be
3. Link to your favorite post from Destructoid, and say why
4. Answer "Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?"

Spoiler: "The 4th one is Shaft."

Don't actually bother with answering the last one, it was more of a non-sequitur to make this post more than a comment whore attraction. You can enter more than once if you want, but entries are due by September 6th, 12AM CST.