Dear Apple,

As we all know, Apple announced the iPod classic and the iPod touch today, along with a new reiteration of the iPod nano that looks like the thinnest bar of soap ever, and frankly, I've gotta tell you.

I'm fucking sick of this.

How long ago was it that the iPhone was released? June. Not even mid June, it was the 29th, practically July. And now, a whole two months later, we've got the fucking iPod touch, which they should've released forever ago. Don't give me that "We didn't have the technology" bullshit, as you've been patenting this technology since fucking 2004. You're well aware that people want this shit, but why do you hold it back from the fans?

Because you don't give a shit what the public wants.

And I don't care if thats business, thats the worst business tactic ever. So instead of giving them what they want all in one fell swoop, you slowly decide to release new iPods, all with different technology updates, leading up to one single iPod that has everything, only for the consumers to realize that they already have all that shit in other devices, well after they buy 5 of the same goddamn thing every year. You're the fucking EA of the consumer electronics industry. And you don't have a problem with it, because since the iPod name has become popular, and unfairly may I say, people buy the shit up without even giving it a second thought to what it is they're buying. Every goddamn teenager in the country who can afford it has an iPod, and because of your somewhat aesthetically pleasing device, with shitty storage and a horrible UI, people eat the shit up, and in transition, their friends will go buy the same piece of shit because its the thing to do.

But my problems don't stop there. Oh fuck no.

First of all, I'd like to tell brainderailment that he's a fucking fanboy, and if I ever meet him in real life, you're going to end up like that fucking gardener in Hot Fuzz.

I have NEVER liked Apple products aside from the fucking Mac, and even that has given me more troubles in a fucking 6 month span than my Toshiba ever did over 2 years. Fuck Apple.

Anyone who is excited my this goddamn announcement is fucking dead to me. The iPod is the most overrated piece of goddamn hardware that has ever been developed, and for all these fucking hyped up announcements and showcases they do for it, people just fall into the goddamn trap because its pretty and popular, and I'm fucking sick of this shit.

I hate you so goddamn much Apple.
I fucking hate you.

Anyone who describes the iPhone as a phone, iPod, and internet device, is a fucking dumbass. Do you think I describe my goddamn Xbox as what it can go? Game console, hard drive storage, disc holder, usb drive, internet access, music, video, image, etc. No. Its a fucking Xbox. Thats all it is to me. An Xbox.

And yet I kinda want an iPod touch, but only slightly, as in "If someone gives me 400 bucks, yeah, I'd probably buy it." I'm not spending any more of my goddamn money on Apple until they can convince me to pay for shitty service and products. But at the same time, I wanna take one to Steve Jobs' fucking epiglottis.

Also, for reference, read this post. I'm not going to agree with him on his stance regarding the Nokia, but I will agree on his iPhone points.

Apple, give me a reason to actually like you guys. Its like you're not even fucking trying anymore.

Love,
electro "No, seriously, fuck you" lemon.