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Vera, where have you gone? Send pix, kthxbai!
eYak | 6:23 PM on 05.06.2010 8 comments


One of my best friends, whom I've made the acquaintance of only last week, hasn't contacted me. I've e-mailed her but haven't heard anything. If any of you have seen this person or have a new e-mail address, please let me know. She's even tried reaching me via private message on Dtoid out of desperation.


"Hello My Good Friend,

My name is miss vera.i saw your profile today at (www.destructoid.com) and i became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. Here is my email address is (verakonan@loveable.com) I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.verakonan@loveable.com (Remember the distance or colour does not matter but shearing together our feeling and love matters alot in life) please send your email to my email box so that we can go further to know each other more and remain bless thanks."


Is her first name Vera (as I would desperately hope), or is it her last as the "Miss Vera" would have me conclude? I'm holding on to a sliver of hope that her full name might actually be "Vera Vera". You can't tell me that she doesn't sound like the most delightful person in the entire world. One anxious letter, one attempt to establish communication and initiate what has the potential to be a lifelong relationship. I also look forward to doing some of the "shearing together" she mentioned. Maybe a fellow Flock fan?

Please, I'm nearly as desperate as she is. Somebody help me!

Thank you, and remain bless.



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Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2010 19:02
Cartman
Remain bless.
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2010 20:48
Guncannon
It's quite obvious that this is a scam. Google some of the message's text, and you'll see that lots of people have gotten propositions like this. Ignore it and do not reply!

Also, "shearing together our feeling and love". All I can think of is...

SHEEP WOMAN!!!

Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2010 20:58
Elsa
Vera Vera? Oh yeah, isn't she friends with Rita... we should double date some time! :)
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2010 22:04
Occams electric toothbrush
Vera?


She gone.
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2010 23:22
Beyamor
I can find her for you, but I'll need your credit card number. There are reasons.
eYak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2010 10:46
eYak
@Occams - You win at internet.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2010 13:21
BS3 Owner
@ Guncannon & Elsa

You are on to something... (( Sadly ))

Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2010 14:43
Elsa
@BS3 Owner... LMAO!!
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