I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P
I'm a 32 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.
Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...
PS - I eat trolls.
PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:
I'm taking a proactive stance here and reaching out to all you new D'Toid members. We had a recent influx of peeps from G4 and E3, and I'd like to be the first to welcome you all. The editors on the main page are usually far to busy to personally comment like this, but this is theraputic for me and my sociopathic ways.
In welcoming you, we invite you to familiarize you with some of our most popular and enjoyable memes here on the site. Surely the most approachable one is the phrase, "Also, Cocks" which is meant to be used in any lull in the conversation or post.
Another of our more popular memes is the ever popular standard meme of Rickrolling.
Those unfamiliar with the Rickroll will find an example below.
Make sure to turn it up loud.
And a final meme is the standard practice of photoshopping people into compromising situations. There's a large amount of photos of d'toiders ready to be put into adult situations. And remember, if you're not over 18, you probably already seen worse with farm animals off of Google image search.
Those unfamiliar with photoshop can find an excellent video tutorial here
To all new Destructoid posters and bloggers, I say to you, WILKOMMEN!
Sup, I'm new. Name's Rick, and for some reason *coughcough* my avatar has made me a little tiny itty bitty famouse... haven't the foggiest of why. My face has already been raped by this years E3, so dvddesign's kitty I'm immune to. Also, I'm sorry, but after that video I can't be down with that version of "Rickrolling"... I have my own version... my name in it and all. As soon as I find something to call my version of "RickRolling", I'll let you know.
I'm already down with BuckF1tches avatar cuz it rocks my sock (yes, just one... my socks are really tough to rock) and I'm officially in love with Leigh. She has even already tried to kill(?) me...
[quote="Leigh Alexander"]Altair and Knives = UNDYING ADMIRATION <3[/quote]
Other than that, thanks for the formal orientation into DToid.com.
Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?
Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!
If so...
All... in order...
Sup, I'm new. Name's Rick, and for some reason *coughcough* my avatar has made me a little tiny itty bitty famouse... haven't the foggiest of why. My face has already been raped by this years E3, so dvddesign's kitty I'm immune to. Also, I'm sorry, but after that video I can't be down with that version of "Rickrolling"... I have my own version... my name in it and all. As soon as I find something to call my version of "RickRolling", I'll let you know.
I'm already down with BuckF1tches avatar cuz it rocks my sock (yes, just one... my socks are really tough to rock) and I'm officially in love with Leigh. She has even already tried to kill(?) me...
[quote="Leigh Alexander"]Altair and Knives = UNDYING ADMIRATION <3[/quote]
Other than that, thanks for the formal orientation into DToid.com.
Black power
Thank you... good night