I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P
I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.
Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...
PS - I eat trolls.
PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:
Let's say you need to comment on something, but pictures are meant to be worth 1,000's more Haloes than a word. So use a picture instead. Don't waste time on stupid shit like your opinion when you can post a picture of a fat girl eating tacos.
1. Relevance is key.
Say Snaileb makes a comment about the state of Jack Thompson's anus compared to Manhunt 2.
We all laugh at the comment, ingest it's relevance to talking about Rachet and Clank, and prepare to move on. But ho! You realized that your boss isn't looking into your cubicle, and that Google search box in your unmonitored company internet is calling for you like a dirty $5 whore.
You caress your keyboard lovingly and you type in "stupid album art" and hit enter.
A wealth of information washes over you.
Then you whip out your mouse to the link called "Images" and you thrust and heave your tiny mouse peni... POINTER! to the link an you click.
SAY WHAT? Flickr? But there's nothing funny about flickr in google images. Until you see this...
Now you've posted your horrible picture for all the world to see. And a day later, Google will cache your comment and stick your name next to it for all eternity, and just long enough to haunt you for your next two job interviews!
Congratulations! You posted a picture on D'Toid. Now repeat 100X a day.