I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P
I'm a 32 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.
Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...
PS - I eat trolls.
PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:
Look, we understand if you're not willing to stand in line for 36 hours for a Wii. They are that awesome, though to wait for a day and a half, you start to question your needs. Luckily Kelly's has you covered.
For now (at least until they discover they can charge more for less...) you can RENT-TO-OWN your very own Wii for $79 a month.
And as a bonus, if you hold the rental for 12 months, it's yours to keep. What a deal folks. What a deal...
Let's do some quick math here...
$79 for 12 months...
Yes, this is a working calculator. Do some fucking math already...
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Anybody who actually thinks rent to own is a good idea should just give me their money, because they clearly don't deserve to have it.
There are so many suckers to take advantage of.
..and you would have extra money to buy Zack & Wiki!