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BluDesign | 2:51 PM on 02.18.2008 13 comments


In what will surely be the most hotly debated and questionable cblog I've written so far, I have decided upon a huge hot button topic that came to light during my vacation and has subsequently come up in conversation among friends.

Is sushi worth it when there are far superior foods to enjoy?

Now, to be fair, good sushi is defined commonly more for it's texture, appearance, and mouth feel rather than taste.

As put to me eloquently by the Japanese, if you taste anything other than nothing, the sushi is bad.

Taking such phrasing to task we have shit here in the US that people pass off as Japanese cuisine, such as spider rolls, california rolls, avacado and god knows what else stuffed into seaweed wrappers and passed off as the latest roll craze to sweep southern california.


Why is this considered delicious?

Simple, basic sushi, most commonly known as nigiri sushi is a simple cut of meat, sometimes a bit of wasabi brushed underneath the fish for flavor, and a bed of sticky sushi rice.

These are the only variety I can stomach, so I use them for comparison in my discussion today.

First off, the comparison...

Visually, a platter of nigiri sushi is full of colors, simple, and bright. Depending on the complexity of presentation, it can only get better than this.


Dead fish guts platter

Compare this to the Cheeseburger.


Slain cow organs and connective tissue patty adorned with congealed milk skin and pork crotch meat.

The Cheeseburger is also a festival of color. Adding cheese, beef, bun, and veggies, it adds up to a colorful affair.

Second, the smell.

Sushi should smell clean, and cool. Like clean water, faint hints of wasabi, soy sauce, and rice. NEVER a fish smell.

Cheeseburger on the other hand, is roasted and salted beef, the fatty grease of the patty assisted by the cheese, it absolutely dominates your senses if the burger has been charred, and bacon on a cheeseburger will kill dead fish non-smell instantly in a comparison.

This lends fact based evidence to itemforty's discovery of Bacon Salt making things taste better.

Third, taste.

Sushi = nothing, maybe some spicy, salty if you like wasabi and soy sauce all up in yo sush... I have to personally because I can't eat something that tastes like nothing. Why bother?

Cheeseburger.



Why is this blog still going on? Question answered!

So, this debate stemmed out of a constant struggle I endured while on vacation.

I wanted local cuisine, Fenris favored western food whenever available.

So, rather than leave this as a simple tale of my travels, I'll ask you dear reader, if you're traveling in a foreign country, would you tend to want to eat local cuisine or would you be spooked into eating familiar foods, if only because you can't read the menu?


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DaTgUy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 15:21
DaTgUy
I agree, I dont understand sushi, nor do I like fish, so FRY UP THAT BURGER
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 15:21
BahamutZero
obviously, food from the native country is almost always better quality than western imitation food... and usually cheaper

I love okonomiyaki
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 15:23
itemforty
Japanese Lasagna at this sushi place near me is fucking awesome.

That is all.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 15:25
Cowzilla3
I eat local cuisine as often as possible but I alwasy make my why to a McDonald's in the area to see what the difference is. There some big differences from country to country...god that egg hamburger in japan is like crack. I only ahd it once and its all i dream aobut.

I really enjoyed sushi in Japan because of its simplicity but I also love me a big american multi flavor sushi roll.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 15:42
VWGTI
@ dvd

I forgot to post a comment in your last blog, or whichever one contained the video of you drinking the neon beverage.

I must say that the show you recorded was hilarious. The one with the gigantic white squirrel. I showed some of my co-workers around the office and they all got a kick out of it too. Keep them coming!
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 15:44
razerangel
When I go on holiday I go for the local delicacies at first, If I like what I taste then I'll go for more of it, however if it tastes horrible I'll retreat to the safety of my western fried food.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 18:15
DJDuffy
I don't care what you say, DVD...I love my sushi!! That dead fish guts platter looks really amazing *nom nom nom*
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 18:56
ZekeThePlumber
I need to stop reading your blogs, all they succeed in doing is making me hungry.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 20:12
Brian Szabelski
I want the local stuff. Tempura wins over hamburgers any day of the week.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2008 01:16
deiga-the-semivaliant
Seeing as how my family owns a Japanese restaurant specializing in sushi, I'd have to go with the local stuff.

I ADORE sushi, and I can't stand the customers who order nothing but California Rolls and 'Crunch Crab Rolls'.

My dad hates it, but he puts it on the menu because, hey, fatty Americans who can't stand anything unless it's slathered in mayo love the hell out of it.

Oh, and it's hideous how much goddamn soysauce you white people use on your sushi. You might as well just consume soysauce on its own -- you'll get the same experience and save seven bucks.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2008 04:43
bleep
I was in London for the Holidays and decide to be brave and try the Bangers and Mash....Mmmmm Mashed Peas, it looks like this but tastes like this
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2008 07:29
Snaileb
With all the beef recalls, sushi sounds delicious and non threatening.
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