Fast cars, small boobed women in costumes, corn dogs, gangly drooling men in their late 30's clutching $3,000 DSLR cameras taking pictures of the women...

Yes, the Tokyo Auto Show has it all.

So, I've decided to split up the Tokyo Auto Show up into two different blogs.

Today - The Girls.


Yes, they're handing out packets of tissues.

Next time - The Cars (And the American Corn Dog experience)



So, there isn't a whole lot of commentary to give about either one of these particular things, girls/cars, they're there to look at. And maybe to fap to.

Our day started off walking around in the rain a whole bunch. The weather service had forcasted a typhoon that was going to last all day over Tokyo. Originally we had planned on going to Disney Sea on Saturday, but this turned out to be a bad idea with a constant rainfall, but staying indoors all day long oogling technology, cars, and girls was a decent trade off.


We were in the Chiba district.


Joystiq's lead editor races to steal another exclusive from Destructoid!

Oh, remember, I also never promised that all the girls would be hot, either.



Or that they'd all be girls. Or people.


Panasonic was debuting their first in dash BluRay player here. Which is totally necessary when you're in a car you know.


This seemed to happen alot. I'd get there, hot girl would be modeling, I'd bust out the camera, and suddenly it was break time.


This poorly lit couple were demonstrating the benefits of owning nothing but Toyotas. If I still have the video, they wash their dog in a Toyota minivan, which is totally what you do when you own 3 Toyotas.

I wanted to take a picture of this next chick when she was being interviewed, but you get a nice taste of what Otaku are like instead.



I had to hold myself back from doing anything untoward while taking this next picture.







Her very important job was to put bubbles and soap on the cars every hour.
Immediately after she finished a crew of FIVE people came out to rebuff and polish the car.

Smart thinkin' guys.

Another smart idea... Cars without cars.


Where's the brakes? HALP ME!!!

Even though we weren't going to Disney Sea that day, Minnie decided to stalk us and find out where we were.



And finally, we get to my favorite girl. Why? Well, she put a lot of spirit into her performance, I totally bought that she and her gay dancer boyfriend were out having a picnic by the Japan Sea, relaxing with their new Toyota.

The movement was so fluid and natural.







Plus she did one of these, and that makes my heart melt.



So, next time, I'll cover the concept cars. They were... interesting...