I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P
I'm a 32 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.
Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...
PS - I eat trolls.
PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:
I keep thinking I'm going to do this uberpost each day, but I get bogged down with work or something at the office. Well, today's uberpost was supposed to be a video, but my short sightedness and inability to make sure something actually copied to my iPod left be bereft of options. SO!
Instead of the usual cute commentary, I bring you a simple 90 second video of what it's like to be stuck in a train station in Japan. I was waiting for the 3:00 train to arrive from Osaka with Fenris on it since he flew into Osaka airport.
This is Kyoto Station, which is A LOT smaller and a lot less crowded than Tokyo Station. But both pale in comparison to the massive clusterfuck that is Shinjuku station.
A second point I'm going to attempt to prove in this post is the favorite past time of the average train rider in Japan.
Sleeping. I don't know how you can come to explicitly trust your inner clock or even the people around you to betray you in some fashion, but in Japan, it is TOTALLY safe and normal to just pass out on the train while proceeding to your destination.
Have some downtime for 10 stops? Get some shuteye! You need the rest for your long nights of drinking and 15 hour workdays. Plus you won't get any sleep this weekend because of the lolicon convention that's coming this Saturday. You have to PREPARE!!!
He's not into the music he's listening to, I promise.
Not staring at her umbrella.
Actually this guy was distraught he couldn't get tickets to go see Oshiri Kajiri Mushi performed live
Wow now I know why all those train simulators are so popular, I mean that looked like the most exciting minute and 27 seconds ever caught on film! My god the train is moving, somebody stop the crazy! And the constant beepong noises, its really more fun than a barrell of monkeys.
And the totally crazy thing about those beeping noises is that they're different at every train station. You can know where you're going or arriving by listening for the respective chime.
No lie... Tokyo Disneyland's chime is "When you wish upon a star"
I tried really to capture the essence of boredom and being bored, while in Japan.
I know it's very complex and subtle but it's there. Definitely there.
As soon as I can get one of my HD videos to function properly and not fuck up, there will be HD downloads to look at if I can find a hosting company somewhere where I can slap it up.
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No lie... Tokyo Disneyland's chime is "When you wish upon a star"
I know it's very complex and subtle but it's there. Definitely there.
As soon as I can get one of my HD videos to function properly and not fuck up, there will be HD downloads to look at if I can find a hosting company somewhere where I can slap it up.