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I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P



I'm a 32 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.

Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...



PS - I eat trolls.

PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:

Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival
Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof
Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07)
Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth
Part 6: Going to Japan is hard
Part 7: 30 days takes forever
Part 8: Rape, Rocks, and Alliteration
Part 9: Small Town Nightlife
Part 10: Bling Bling, Hundred Thousand Yen Bill Ya'll
Part 10 Part 2: Mount Yamadera
Part 11: The Japanese Wal-Mart
Part 12: Goin' Down to Tokyo Town
Part 13: Ghiblit Gravy
Part 14: Air Sex
Part 15: Ganguros of New Tokyo
Part 16: The Contest Announcement
Part 17: The Contest
Part 18: The Trip Itinerary
Part 19: Tokyo Day 2
Part 20: Tokyo Day 2 Part 2 (of 2)
Part 21 is no longer there, but it wasn't all that great anyway, so you're not missing out.
Part 22: Happy Picture Montage Time!
Part 23: I have arrived.
Part 24: I have returned.
Part 25: The Case for the American Cheeseburger
Part 26: Random pictures are random
Part 27: A Free Gift for Those Who've Been Paying Attention
Part 28: Nintendo, no seriously, NINTENDO
Part 29: Racists in Japan, Discriminating against the handicapped
Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG
Part 30: The Secret Truth About Japan
Part 31: Oz-Matsuri
Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant

Part 33: There's this Disney character named Stitch in Japan...
Part 34: Trainspotting: Live From Kyoto
Part 35: Kyoto for Beginners
Part 36: Kyoto Smash: Advance Lesson in Fun Time
Part 37: Some Japanese people are alcoholics
Part 38: Hardcore Otaku know where the real action is
Part 40: My attempt at getting the Oscar for Best Japanese Picture
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 42: I sneak into a movie studio to pitch my movie
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 43: My film idea is shot down in favor of yet another Power Rangers TV show
Part 44: Excessive Male Nudity in Japan
Part 45: The Japanese grocery store has no deli counter
Part 46: How the Japanese language is worked into Japan's society
Part 47: Izukayas and you: How the Japanese drink in public
Part 48: All you really need to know about the Tokyo Auto Show
Part 49: Gyudon Rocks.
Part 50: Tendo is the coolest place in all of Japan
Part 51: I really did poop immediately after that shot
Part 52: A Beginner's Guide to Tokyo Disney Sea
Part 53: There is no comparison. Cheeseburgers win.
Part 55: You've never had Tonkatsu, so you wouldn't understand
Part 56: Japanese iTunes for the Mac addict
Part 57: The other kind of Curry
Part 58: Popular Pop and "Lock" music in Japan
Part 59: I sing like how cats have sex
Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival
Part 61: A sad bit about racism in Japan
Part 9001: Electro Lemon's whirlwind visit to Tokyo
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BluDesign | 9:53 AM on 11.16.2007 10 comments


I keep thinking I'm going to do this uberpost each day, but I get bogged down with work or something at the office. Well, today's uberpost was supposed to be a video, but my short sightedness and inability to make sure something actually copied to my iPod left be bereft of options. SO!

Instead of the usual cute commentary, I bring you a simple 90 second video of what it's like to be stuck in a train station in Japan. I was waiting for the 3:00 train to arrive from Osaka with Fenris on it since he flew into Osaka airport.



This is Kyoto Station, which is A LOT smaller and a lot less crowded than Tokyo Station. But both pale in comparison to the massive clusterfuck that is Shinjuku station.

A second point I'm going to attempt to prove in this post is the favorite past time of the average train rider in Japan.

Sleeping. I don't know how you can come to explicitly trust your inner clock or even the people around you to betray you in some fashion, but in Japan, it is TOTALLY safe and normal to just pass out on the train while proceeding to your destination.

Have some downtime for 10 stops? Get some shuteye! You need the rest for your long nights of drinking and 15 hour workdays. Plus you won't get any sleep this weekend because of the lolicon convention that's coming this Saturday. You have to PREPARE!!!


He's not into the music he's listening to, I promise.


Not staring at her umbrella.


Actually this guy was distraught he couldn't get tickets to go see Oshiri Kajiri Mushi performed live



I'd be upset about it too.

Have a great weekend!



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bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 10:16
bhive01
City bottoms are bitter...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 10:23
Snaileb
I think I'm turning Japenese, I think I'm turning Japenese...
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 10:37
Cowzilla3
Wow now I know why all those train simulators are so popular, I mean that looked like the most exciting minute and 27 seconds ever caught on film! My god the train is moving, somebody stop the crazy! And the constant beepong noises, its really more fun than a barrell of monkeys.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 10:47
BluDesign
And the totally crazy thing about those beeping noises is that they're different at every train station. You can know where you're going or arriving by listening for the respective chime.

No lie... Tokyo Disneyland's chime is "When you wish upon a star"
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 10:51
nademagnet
I REALLY THINK SO!!! OH! OH! OH!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 11:06
Niero
that video is EPIC
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 11:15
BluDesign
I tried really to capture the essence of boredom and being bored, while in Japan.

I know it's very complex and subtle but it's there. Definitely there.

As soon as I can get one of my HD videos to function properly and not fuck up, there will be HD downloads to look at if I can find a hosting company somewhere where I can slap it up.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 11:21
MaxVest
Although Japan is clinically insane, the power-nap is a great idea; it should be done more. Who wants to stay awake for 17 hours in a row? BORING!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 11:23
king3vbo
Bottom Biting Bug will get you
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