I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P
I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.
Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...
PS - I eat trolls.
PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:
Shameless cross promotion, but I wanted to point out the Ebi Filet-o.
The one I saw was nasty looking and didn't seem as appealing as Cheapy makes it here.
The Ebi Filet-o has no Kingdom Hearts ad campaign associated with it, so don't ask
Instead of investigating the Shrimp burger or the pork sandwich, I looked deeper into this whole Mac concept. Where could they go from Big?
The MegaMac Meal
Take the Big Mac, and double the meat.
What's that going to mean to you? Nothin' really, that's all it is, try it yourself if you like tasting salt all day long and long for the taste of the "special sauce" (hint: the special sauce is rumored to come from the moppings of the floors of local porno theaters, so the taste varies by locale.
What's it look like to precariously stack 4 patties of meat into a MegaMac?
And here's the point where you realize that your burger is from McDonalds and that McDonalds is an extremely poor substitute for a real cheeseburger.