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I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P



I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.

Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...



PS - I eat trolls.

PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:

Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival
Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof
Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07)
Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth
Part 6: Going to Japan is hard
Part 7: 30 days takes forever
Part 8: Rape, Rocks, and Alliteration
Part 9: Small Town Nightlife
Part 10: Bling Bling, Hundred Thousand Yen Bill Ya'll
Part 10 Part 2: Mount Yamadera
Part 11: The Japanese Wal-Mart
Part 12: Goin' Down to Tokyo Town
Part 13: Ghiblit Gravy
Part 14: Air Sex
Part 15: Ganguros of New Tokyo
Part 16: The Contest Announcement
Part 17: The Contest
Part 18: The Trip Itinerary
Part 19: Tokyo Day 2
Part 20: Tokyo Day 2 Part 2 (of 2)
Part 21 is no longer there, but it wasn't all that great anyway, so you're not missing out.
Part 22: Happy Picture Montage Time!
Part 23: I have arrived.
Part 24: I have returned.
Part 25: The Case for the American Cheeseburger
Part 26: Random pictures are random
Part 27: A Free Gift for Those Who've Been Paying Attention
Part 28: Nintendo, no seriously, NINTENDO
Part 29: Racists in Japan, Discriminating against the handicapped
Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG
Part 30: The Secret Truth About Japan
Part 31: Oz-Matsuri
Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant

Part 33: There's this Disney character named Stitch in Japan...
Part 34: Trainspotting: Live From Kyoto
Part 35: Kyoto for Beginners
Part 36: Kyoto Smash: Advance Lesson in Fun Time
Part 37: Some Japanese people are alcoholics
Part 38: Hardcore Otaku know where the real action is
Part 40: My attempt at getting the Oscar for Best Japanese Picture
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 42: I sneak into a movie studio to pitch my movie
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 43: My film idea is shot down in favor of yet another Power Rangers TV show
Part 44: Excessive Male Nudity in Japan
Part 45: The Japanese grocery store has no deli counter
Part 46: How the Japanese language is worked into Japan's society
Part 47: Izukayas and you: How the Japanese drink in public
Part 48: All you really need to know about the Tokyo Auto Show
Part 49: Gyudon Rocks.
Part 50: Tendo is the coolest place in all of Japan
Part 51: I really did poop immediately after that shot
Part 52: A Beginner's Guide to Tokyo Disney Sea
Part 53: There is no comparison. Cheeseburgers win.
Part 55: You've never had Tonkatsu, so you wouldn't understand
Part 56: Japanese iTunes for the Mac addict
Part 57: The other kind of Curry
Part 58: Popular Pop and "Lock" music in Japan
Part 59: I sing like how cats have sex
Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival
Part 61: A sad bit about racism in Japan
Part 9001: Electro Lemon's whirlwind visit to Tokyo
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Shameless cross promotion, but I wanted to point out the Ebi Filet-o.

The one I saw was nasty looking and didn't seem as appealing as Cheapy makes it here.



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The Ebi Filet-o has no Kingdom Hearts ad campaign associated with it, so don't ask

Instead of investigating the Shrimp burger or the pork sandwich, I looked deeper into this whole Mac concept. Where could they go from Big?

MEGA



The MegaMac Meal

Take the Big Mac, and double the meat.

What's that going to mean to you? Nothin' really, that's all it is, try it yourself if you like tasting salt all day long and long for the taste of the "special sauce" (hint: the special sauce is rumored to come from the moppings of the floors of local porno theaters, so the taste varies by locale.

What's it look like to precariously stack 4 patties of meat into a MegaMac?



And here's the point where you realize that your burger is from McDonalds and that McDonalds is an extremely poor substitute for a real cheeseburger.



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Shake shake potato? Oh god jesus I feel my arteries clogging.
Isnt that mega mac meal the Double Big Mac? My local mcdonalds sells them.
Also squid testicles.
The shaka-shaka potatoe fries are a bag they give you with a packet of flavored salt. You have American BBQ and Basil to pick from. The BBQ flavor wasn't spectacular, and sage was decent, but tasted funky with ketchup.
Hahaha, I figured that's what that was! Interesting.
If you ever go to Korea, you should stop by Lotteria (there might be some in Japan, since the owners are spread between the two countries).

They serve Korean BBQ burgers, rice burgers and squid burgers.

I thought it was pretty good when I had it.
The "special sauce" is thousand island dressing.

Seriously, exact same shit.

Also, the big mac isn't really that big. It's two of those shitty little kids burger patties with an extra piece of bread and a bunch of lettuce. So, I guess the Mega Mac is kind of big now due to the double "meat".
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