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How to Get Laid (NVGR) (AT ALL!!!)
dronkmunk \| 7:06 PM on 06.27.2008	21 comments

After reading a few of the C-blogs around here, I figured a few of you might be due for a lesson. Take it from my main man Dimitri the Stud.

(Ok..it was me.)

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

EternalDeathSlayer

I'm not even going to watch this, considering how offensive the title of the blog was.

dronkmunk

o...rly?

MrSadistic

wtf I get laid plenty of times, and by women too!

*cries*

EternalDeathSlayer

I could be wrong about the offensive part because I haven't watched it, but sometimes I just get annoyed when I see posts like this.

You know, a video and two sentences. It's annoying. Especially when it's NVGR.

But at least you did actually use the NVGR tag.

Maurice Tan

Hah hah :)
It wasn't offensive btw.

dronkmunk

You're just mad cause you thought I was actually going to tell you.

EternalDeathSlayer

I didn't watch it, because my kids are around and I don't know what it is. Still, I find it odd how some people don't mind this type of blog right now, but at other times they too will bitch.

Whatever.

dronkmunk

Bitches bitch.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Dude, give the entire back story next time and link to the original site.

I just listened to this earlier, haha.

AngelsDontBurn

No way this can be real. Holy shit.

Demios

This guy is clearly a graduate of The Patrick Bateman Academy.

Amazing.

Aziel13

I R teh hawt faux many sexxorz

Skribble

not interested enough to hit play

EnoSachran

Wow...I don't think I've heard anything that creepy or awkward in a LONG time...
*thinks back to a younger Eno in middle school*

...

*weeps*

dronkmunk

but interested enough to comment? That's..um, interesting!

grassr00ts

you know there had to be a third call!!! but yeah, a backstory or link to more info would be great

ghets

this is easily the best thing ive heard today

pedrovay2003

Oh my God, he gives Greeks a bad name.

dronkmunk

Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair.

(also, in Soviet Russia, video watches you!)

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