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I'm a mid-twenties, indiscriminate gamer who runs a geek website with my girlfriend, Nicole. You can check it out at http://www.geekspodcast.com if you'd like, but I admit we've grown a bit lazy and haven't actually, you know, podcasted in a while! Regardless, I'm a down to earth kind of guy who enjoys a variety of games, though I have a special place in my heart for Silent Hill 2, just like Nicole does. Right now I'm recovering from the midnight launch for Modern Warfare 2 and waiting to get off work so I can work on the site, play some MW2/Borderlands, and possibly research amateur taxidermy on my collection of cellar rats. Just kidding- I don't have Borderlands ;)

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Why Yes, I AM Getting a Giant L4D Hand on my Back
drizzt \| 11:34 AM on 12.02.2009	10 comments

In one of my recent posts on mine and Nicole's website, I mentioned off-the-cuff that if I got more than 10 comments on the post I'd get her to draw a giant L4D hand on my back (the one from the cover.) Seeing as how we don't get tons of traffic I figured I was safe. I was wrong. Apparently a bunch of people liked the idea of me having an impossibly large (and difficult to wash off) zombie hand on my back. So, Nicole did a follow-up post, dastardly displaying some markers in a snapshot that read only, "Tonight...you.". I'll post pics on here after she's done the deed!

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10 comments | showing # 1 to 10

MrSadistic

You should get Nick making out with Francis on your back.

blehman

You should have the zombie hand doing the shocker.

GeekVarietydotcom

are you getting it drawn or tattooed cause if shes just drawing it on you i gotta say without much doubt thats just kinda dumb. why not get her to draw a hand holding a dildo instead cause at least that would be kinda funny. now if you were getting a l4d2 tattoo that would be pretty fucking sick and worth talking about. i mean not to be a negative nancy but you gotta do better then this, i mean should i post a story about the smiley face im drawing on my shoe right now out of sheer boredom from reading this?

Togail

Oh lord, I"m glad it's just a drawing. A giant zombie hand tattoo would be ill-advised and will shoehorn you into the V-Club permanently.

drizzt

@blehman Now THAT'S an idea :p Honestly I only made the comment that I'd have it drawn on my back in sharpie as an off-the-cuff remark. The problem is that some of the people reading it apparently liked the idea. Nicole's a pretty good artist so I'm just looking forward to what she comes up with.

@MrSadistic LoL, I know I shouldn't have- but I couldn't help but think about the erotic possibilities of throwing a smoker into the mix on that one!

LsTr Of SmG

@GeekVarietdotcom

And saying he'd get a tattoo if 10 people commented WOULDN'T have been dumb? That shit's permanent son! (Although if he wanted one anyway, fair enough.)

The pen idea is much better for such a small amount of comments - although I agree that there are more humorous potential drawings (the aforementioned Nick and Francis image in particular).

(For the record I'm not against tattoos - least of all gaming ones since I actually have one.)

Char Aznable

I'd go with the dildo thing.

bodybreak

"Tonight...you."
<3 handbanana.

SuitcoatAvenger

I support Blehmen and Char re: backdildo

drizzt

Alright, well Nicole's off work tonight and will be doing the drawing, so I'll have her read your comments and see if she wants to change the image to something more dildo-y :\

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