Hi, today I want to talk about boobies.
Not just any boobies, but fake boobies. Being medically inclined I don’t really have a hell of a lot to do with the latest and greatest gaming news. Instead my job has a lot to do with boobies. I get to poke them, move them out of the way and search inside them for cancerous lumps. All of which is great because I like boobies.
I even have some late and great news about boobies. So Lets talk boobies.
Well, more specifically, fake boobies. But to most any booby is good booby. As most of us here that have played tomb raider can testify, even fake computer generated turgid melons are good booby.
For some odd reason, people want big booby. It’s a risk, because lots of things can happen. If you’re curious have a look at the links to the boobies below.
So the funky booby news? Well, some clever people in Japan have come up with a new technique that going to change everything. It’s a double whammy of surgical techniques that allow two cosmetic surgeries for the price of one.
First comes liposuction. They suck all the fat off your ass and thighs. Then they separate the fat cells from the fat stem cells (these cells mature into fat cells if you eat enough lard). They then mould a scaffolding of fat and lo! Insert it into you waiting bosoms.
Awesome. Lipo and implants. Plus they won’t rupture and they’ll feel natural.
There is a problem however. And this is why I’m talking about this on a hardcore gamers site, where the most booby most people only get to see is their own man boobies.
The fat that you can implant is limited by the fat you can take out. If you don’t have much, they can’t give you bigger boobs. So where are you going to get it from? Us.
We’re heading for greatness. I can see a day where they’ll pay you for your fat. Where being fat isn’t a stigma, it’s a job. Fat donor to the rich and famous.
Awesome I say. Bring it on, and get me another burger too.
Curious about booby? Check out the scars on the nipples.
NSFW (if work don’t like no booby)
http://asps.confex.com/asps/2004am/techprogram/images/5718-0.jpg
These implants are what I call, funky.
NSFW (for twisted and warped viewing only)
http://www.diepflap.com/images/articles/auto01.jpg
Post rupture. Bet she thought it would make her beautiful too.
http://www.breastimplantinfo.org/interior_images/rupture.jpg
MRI of a leaky implant. I love MRI’s
http://www.mrsc.ucsf.edu/breast/web_picts/implant1.gif
Another one. Of a pair of boobies. Joy!
http://www.medscape.com/content/2001/00/40/90/409021/art-cc0805.01.fig2.jpg 
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Maybe it's just me being tired, and maybe it's just the angle...but the right boob in the first pic looks much bigger than the left boob.
Also, bewbs.
Maybe it's just me being tired, and maybe it's just the angle...but the right boob in the first pic looks much bigger than the left boob.
Also, bewbs.
...FUCK. DOUBLE POST HERPES AGAIN.
Dude! WTF?!
let's get back to the games, ok?
this is the creepiest thing I have ever read
Tbh, were missing a game called booby centre. Involving MRIs and liposuction!
This will be in the next Trauma Center.
you lied.
if title says boobies it cant be medical it has to be gratuitous and dehumanizing to women.
if you gon' get medical, say "breasts".
Fakies were the worst thing to happen to humanity. Beats diabetes hands down.
Dude, what? It's 1 AM. Why would you make me watch this?
This guy reminds of the guy outside the mall in his van with a projector saying he is a gynecolgist...
That guy isn't a gynecologist?