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Coming 2008: Activision's Gun Hero
dprime \| 12:56 PM on 12.15.2007	15 comments

Finally a game that truely simulates being a soldier.

It comes with a plastic gun with colored buttons, which simulates the firing of the gun, and you hit the colored buttons along with colors that come down the bottom of the screen to the sounds of grenades and gun fire. If you don't hit enough of the buttons with proper timing, your soldier dies. You'll really feel like you're in battle!

And anyone who really knows how to use firearms who tells you that's not realistic is just jealous that you're a real Gun Hero and he isn't!

In other news, dprime really needs a blog that's not a joke.

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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15

Neonie

So you mean it's not another Wiimote modification?

dprime

That will be coming soon too.

angusm

Oh I'd totally play this if it were made.
I'm not even kidding.

Excel-2011

Can I use an M1 Garand controller with this?

dprime

Someone made a patch allowing you to use the PS3 "Guitar Corps" gun with Gun Hero but Activision blocked it.

razerangel

*snore* seriously this kinda joke has been done *way* too much, kinda from when the onion got in on it, just let it die in piece will ya.

dprime

I've heard guitar hero jokes before, never one with this kind of message though. Guess I'm behind on that meme.

dprime

Wait a minute! I NEVER keep something going long after it's stopped being funny or relevant! How dare you...

By the way dprime is a fag! LOLZ!

BFeld13

fail

taumpytears

Is willie nelson gunna be in it?

Samit Sarkar

Why has this not been submitted to Fake Game Friday?

lawl

@ bfeld

Yep. Total dprime failure.

JJ Rage

@Bronx

Because dprime posted it.

mistic

that actually looks like it could be great fun :-)

maybe they should place the buttons on another place though...

dprime

If one more person says this should be real and ruins my joke...

JJ, not only have I submitted to FGF, I've had my submission reach the front page.

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