In an attempt to make Fallout 3 Fun again I've started playing it and writing down my impressions as a dairy, in character. You know that Pipboy 3000 can do some pretty cool things. Also installed some mods, but always looking for more.... Anyway here are her thoughts on the tutorial levels.


The Dairy entries of Anita age 10 to 19

My 10th Party!

OMG A PIPBOY 3000 I wonder if it comes in pink….


Who is this girl? And why do I find myself attracted to her and yet I want to bash her head in?


Wally Mack:

A dipshit

How can a Robot do magic tricks?

Beatrice:

I hope this Beatrice bitch dies a horrible death, she wrote me a poem and is treating me like I’m a 5 yearold. I got this god damn ugly Pipboy now, that makes me 10 or something and a viable cog in the vault machine. Even though each generation our gene pool gets lower and lower. I feel I’m going to end up bashing her head in.

Overseer:

Fucker just said “my daughter seems to really like you for some reason” I swear to god I’m going to make him eat those words one day. No one talks to me like that. He’ll get his come upins.

“Still time to make something of myself?” Where does that old bastard get off telling me this. I’m 10 years old for god sakes. He’s on my list. MY LIST for REVENGE!

OMG A SURPRSE PRESENT from Dad and his creepy “I think more than just lab assistant” Jonas!

Okay I’m down in the bellows of the Vault a few metal coated and sound proof yards from anyone, ti’s just my Dada, Jonas and myself, he asks “Are you ready for your surprise?” Why do I get the sinking sentations this is going to be a memory I’m going to have to block out? I’m just a wee Vault girl ☹

He’s says I’ll likey it and I’m getting older….OMG A BB GUN!?!?!?! Just want every 10 year old girl wants…. Hmmm fine a weapon is a weapons. Lets see if what I can kill with it!

Oh man target practice! I wonder when we shall raid the Overseers office and take this place over! I could get used to being Princess of the Vault, that bitch Amata needs a slap or two to the face.

OMG my first kill, and dada wants a pic ☺AWESOME!! Next time, a picture of use standing on top of the overseers corpse!


OMG GOAT exam…

WTF why would any name something G.O.A.T that’s just stupid. Read in the archives about this old “website” called goats.ex I mean did the same people come up with this exam? Ugh trying to fake ill, but dad isn’t buying it, maybe I shouldn’t have slept with Freddie Gomez last week. Been hurling every morning. Shit….

Asked Dad about Mom, something in his eyes and it makes me wish I met her. Ugh then more about the GOAT…

Man dad is being so melodramatic asked him about the outside and he got all everyone was born here and that’s what the supreme Overseer thinks. Man this place is so dull I wish someone would come in or escape. Shake things up. Ugh off to take the GOAT exam (Maybe after they’ll give us some Milk since we just milked the GOAT…. Get it? I need a life…)

OMG those Tunnel snake gang wannabe, cornholers are moving in on my main squeeze. I’m going to show these fags a thing or two. Honestly I can’t have them getting out of line, gotta as the old time movies say “Slap a bitch”

Oh how cute they want me to stay out their way. This should make for some fun. Awww talked them away, damn it I wanted a brawl damn it.

I’ve come up with a new name for Amata, Freckles! She will be mine!

Mr Brotch oh boy he seems like a regular guy, I mean aside from the fact he’s in charge of a bunch of sub dweller teens.

Ugh I’ts started I just don’t care, man I gotta pee. Oh man this test is really quite funny. So many choices I can be a dick about it. Honestly Granny, a pistol to kill someone? A minigun is so much more practical!

That comic shall be mine! AT ANY COSTS! Knock out drops and that issue is mine! At the next ComicCon I’ll be sure to trade it for some Superman issues, I’ve been reading Grognak for as long as I can remember….. ☹

Question 10!

ME! I know the answer! ME! It’s me!

Wait a minute WTF all the choices are the Overseer……. FUCK HIM UGHHHH He’s sooo dead.tside.

One night when I’m 19…

Amata wakes me up, man and it’s not for a roll in the hay. They’ve killed Jonas…wtf why… DAD LEFT THE VAULT THAT ASS! Left me here…. Revenge is what I’m planning on doing! Ugh she wants me to Leave the Vault…. The outside, hmmmm better than this cramped tin can I guess. Okay Escape it is! I listent o her plan but in one ear and out the other, I’ll make it on my own!



Slayed my first victim, an Officer Kendall, man atleast I have better equipment! FEAR ME VAULT 101! Your days are numbered!

Oh great Butch needs help, what a pansy….. He’s going to owe me one. Oh his alcohol mom needs help…. This should be good ☺ Man a tunnel snakes jacket. He owes me more than that.. This just makes me look like an asshole.


They are beating up amata…. Oh those bitches are dead Oh she pulled the gun on them. Go go Amata! Shoot that Overseer asshole! She shot the officer. Just me and the Overseer now… ☺

Ah got the Keys and Password tot eh outside, a little threat on his daughter’s wellbeing goes a long way.

Found the creepy body of Jonas, time to see what he has on him, he won’t need his stuff anymore. Cout>>”SCORE!”;

A note from dad… to me…. HOPING I UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!?! So many things could of gone wrong… HONESTLY… something he needed to do, I’m going to find this asshole of a father. Oh don’t follow well he doesn’t know the bitch he raised then.

Amata is upset, I bet I can get her to come with me. Us together against the world. We would so use our feminine charms to own whatever lays outside.

Scouting Reports…. 2241-02-10…. What they’ve been outside before…. WTF Okay Outside world here I fucking come!

I opened the door, Amata is there to greet me. She’s not going to come with me. NO I NEED HER! We can always come back and save the poor idiots in this vault.


I leave the vault, and enter some sort of cave, I find a an exit, there is this light that hurts my eyes not like the vault artifical light that I’ve know since before I born, this is different, sun light. The exit has wire and wood fencing, with what looks like a door that all I need to do is push open, I take a deep breath, I hear the metal cog of a door close behind me, with the shouts and curses from the men that tried to stop me from leaving. I reach from the handle, and my hand shakes. All I have known is the vault, all I have ever hated is the vault. I hear this noise, I believe this is what they call wind. It’s time to find out what the real world holds. I take that final step and start my new life.

It’s beautiful. I see it now, I forgive Dad for leaving me behind, it’s so beyond their small little minds.

I’ve waited all my life for something like this. Something new and different, there will be no more Mack or tunnel snakes or overseer telling me what to do. I make my own choices and step forth on my own journey. I can finally say FUCK ‘EM! This land is mine for the taking and in it I shall crave my destiny!

Now what the fuck do I do.. Hey I think I see a structure in the distance.... Well next chance I get...


(soon with pictures!)