I am sure you know by the title exactly what I am referring to if you happen to own a 360 and play basically any first person shooter over live, and if your anything like me your are sick of getting spammed with messages during matches from some whinny punk offering you some digital bullshit in exchange for moon money
Microsoft Point transfer.
All to often I am in a match of Modern Warfare or Halo with all of my buddies when we all get a simultaneous message from these scammers telling that they can make our lives complete by getting us Recon Armor or to Prestige Ten for the low low price of 1600 banana dollars
Until a couple days ago this was the usual pattern of speech the scammers would pull, but then there was a change in one someone had scammed the scammer. I laughed pretty hard when I heard this kids message "To all recent players I am hosting a ten prestige match so join my party or message me if you want to join, but you have to pay before hand because I got ripped off the last match I hosted."
Finally someone bringing some justice to the d-bags who are swindling little kids out of their hard earned Farmville Dollars
Microsoft Points. This is point where I thought instead of ignoring these messages from the assholes of live I should unleash a little justice on them.
But how to go about it?
: Douche the Doucher
- Simply put try to scam them by making them give you their profile info, by saying you know how to transfer Chucky Cheese Tokens
Microsoft Points from one account to another.
: Simple Jack-Assery
- This one is pretty self descriptive, all you have to do is become a complete jackass and ruin there live life by following them into matches messaging all the people in the lobby you are both in telling them he's a scammer and then proceeding to rape the scammer in the match tea-bagging him when ever possible.
: The Banhammer
- This is kinda the same as option two but instead of making the scammer hate his time Xbox Live you end it by telling all of your friends to report his ass and providing you have enough friends the banhammer will either take effect or Microsoft will watch him as carefully as my dog watches me pour her food into her bowl.
: Fist Meets Portal
- If you are an individual that posses the unique ability to throw you fist into your head set causing an inter-space rupture that cause your fist to travel to the said scammers face I encourage you to use this method but alas not everyone posses this talent.
So the next time you come across a scammer I encourage you to follow one of the options listed above and hopefully one day all gamers can go a day of gaming with out having to listen to these d-bags.