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Gay people are everywhere. On TV, in the movies, or leaving my fathers bedroom around midnight. When I looked around the only place I couldn't find gay representation with ease was in video games. So I put on my mattock hat and did some searching for the top 6 gayest video game characters:

Mario and Luigi:

Think there is no incest in the Mushroom Kingdom? Wrong. These two "brothers" like mustache tickling each other when they're out shopping for purses. Honestly, what else could you expect from two men who do nothing but eat mushrooms and wear overalls? I think it's shockingly clear that Mario and Luigi are video game's gayest couple.

Jack Thompson:

We all know he hates video games, but few know it's a cover to hide his secret shame, he's a gay man. Jack doesn't want people to find out that he likes men, big burly younger men, with large arms that he kisses and feels safe in. If he were more secure in his love of man-cock maybe he wouldn't be such a douche.

Pikachu:

Once the whole original Pokemon fad lost it's edge Pikachu had to find "real work", now he works as a lighting specialist for gay bars around new york, he's getting pretty big. But even back in the day he and Squirtle went behind a rock and did things priests would be ashamed of, all the mudkips were disgusted.

Link:

No there is nothing gay about a boy who runs around wearing green tights and boots. Really, if you wear tights and play with a boomerang you may be gay and not know it. There is something kinda hot about a man who can use a sword though.

Zangief:

Speedos are gay. Big hairy Russian guys in speedos is amazing gay.

Kirby:

I was trying to write down all the things about Kirby that are gay (He's a big pink fluff ball who loves to swallow things or his shockingly red shoes), but in the end I decided it would be easier to say all the things that make him not gay, because there aren't any.


This was done for fun, and is a joke. No one around here really take stereotypes seriously and if you come in here and bitch then you need a life.










It's starting to piss me off how little Sony is doing with the PSP. Now I know the easy response is "omg no games, DSDS". Frankly, PSP is a better system than the DS. Now before I get my head cut off I'll say the PSP has yet to make a better game than the best DS games, the top 10 go to the DS. But like the PS3, best hardware has to go to the PSP.

They could at least do something with the hardware they have, but they don't. Recently the 3.50 firmware was released and once again they are not giving me anything that would want to stop getting my firmware updates from PSP-hacks. This update includes:

* Support has been added to allow remote play over the Internet in [Remote Play]
* [RSS Channel Guide] has been added as a feature under [RSS Channel]

That's it. When is Sony going to do anything with their video game systems? They seem to be fucking up on both systems and it's pathetic. I like my PSP, because it's convenient for the audio I listen to on it (Audio books and and 4 Hour Audio Files), but it's sad that I put in about $500 for something this is an overpowered MP3 player.
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Ok, right click someone's post, copy + paste link

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Poetic+Justice/previous-entries-31852.phtml

In their name there is a "+" delete it and you can get in.

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domataos
4:10 AM on 05.31.2007



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