Gay people are everywhere. On TV, in the movies, or leaving my fathers bedroom around midnight. When I looked around the only place I couldn't find gay representation with ease was in video games. So I put on my mattock hat
and did some searching for the top 6 gayest video game characters:
Mario and Luigi:
Think there is no incest in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Wrong. These two "brothers"
like mustache tickling each other when they're out shopping for purses. Honestly, what else could you expect from two men who do nothing but eat mushrooms and wear overalls?
I think it's shockingly clear that Mario and Luigi are video game's gayest couple.
We all know he hates video games
, but few know it's a cover to hide his secret shame, he's a gay man. Jack doesn't want people to find out that he likes men, big burly younger men, with large arms that he kisses and feels safe in. If he were more secure in his love of man-cock maybe he wouldn't be such a douche
Once the whole original Pokemon fad lost it's edge Pikachu had to find "real work", now he works as a lighting specialist
for gay bars around new york, he's getting pretty big. But even back in the day he and Squirtle went behind a rock and did things priests would be ashamed of
, all the mudkips were disgusted.
No there is nothing gay about a boy who runs around wearing green tights and boots. Really, if you wear tights and play with a boomerang you may be gay and not know it
. There is something kinda hot about a man who can use a sword though
Speedos are gay. Big hairy Russian guys in speedos is amazing gay.
I was trying to write down all the things about Kirby that are gay
(He's a big pink fluff ball who loves to swallow things or his shockingly red shoes), but in the end I decided it would be easier to say all the things that make him not gay, because there aren't any.
This was done for fun, and is a joke. No one around here really take stereotypes seriously and if you come in here and bitch then you need a life.