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Shocking new evidence proves that Gordon Freeman is getting even more rugged (shortblog)
doctor insidious | 6:50 PM on 07.22.2009 18 comments


Gordon Freeman is known to be the most sexy, rugged, and smart video game character ever made. from the the glasses to the crowbar, everything about Gordon screams "Ima fuck you up then fuck your mother". However, 5 days after returning to earth, It seems that Gordon Freeman is becoming more rugged by the minute.

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the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 19:52
the GAMEGOBLIN
JOURNALISM
liam12360's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 20:01
liam12360
Gordon doesn't have the time to shave in between the next world-changing moment. Deal with it.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 20:07
AgentMOO
Apparently you haven't seen what he looked like before...

emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 20:09
emotoaster
MY GOD we may have just stumbled into the world's greatest conspiracies!
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 20:21
wanderingpixel
JOURNALISMMUTHERFUCKERS!!!!
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 22:06
covah
You know what I was thinking today? Where the fuck is Episode 3?
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 00:53
DanMazkin
Gordon Freeman concept art for Episode 3:
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 01:02
bodybreak
Freeman is a classy sonofabitch. i've never felt like such a gentleman beating the shit out of something with a crowbar.
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 01:32
10BobMarleys
I wish they'd gone with the Rapist-Trucker-Alcoholic-Santa Gordon from that concept art.
doctor insidious's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 01:36
doctor insidious
@10bob Ima say this once: HELL. ••• NO •••
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 03:27
TheToiletDuck
Muttonchop Freeman for episode 3? Yes please.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 07:34
falinter
You know for a post-apocolyptic totalitarian world Gordon sure can groom his goatee very effectively.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 09:52
Velt
You know that I have been thinking where the fuck is episode 3 for a long time now...

I hope they release a full game or something like that because all this waiting cant be for another great 6 hours experience and then another 10 years of wait.... I know Valve is busy making money with left4dead and that is all great but come on: upgrade the technology behind the engine to make it full capable and then move on to a new engine.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 10:16
Char Aznable
I aspire to some day be described as a "Rapist-Trucker-Alcoholic-Santa."
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 10:22
Bulkmailer
Nah, look at the eyes in the rapist-trucker pic. That's not alcohol it's meth.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 15:34
nintendoll
I <3 Gordon Freeman.
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