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Mr. Destructoid heads being sold as... Toilet paper holders?!
doctor insidious | 1:16 PM on 06.14.2009 25 comments


Unfortunately I have no trailer of my video game for you guys today, as I didn't think it would be all that complicated to make. I was wrong. Instead, I offer you a shocking find on the Gizmine site, as it appears to be they're selling Mr. Destructoid head shaped toilet paper holders, dubbed as: Robot Toilet Paper Holder. If your the kind of man that fancies having Mr. Destructoid on the paper in which you wipe your ass with, then you may enjoy this, however it only comes in the colors; black, red, yellow and white, with green apparently being too uncool for their super-snappy awesome site.



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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 13:28
BahamutZero
those are fucking awesome
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 13:33
Takeshi
Oh damn, I need one.

That's a pretty cool website btw.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 13:34
Justice
Nice find, though Destructoid is already with me when I'm on the crapper since I use my iPhone!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 13:36
Monodi
No green?!
doctor insidious's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 13:36
doctor insidious
@Takeshi yah they're pretty awesome
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 13:39
Takeshi


It gets better every minute!

Also Sega Robot Chicks.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 13:59
Elsa
LMAO! Nice find!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 14:36
AgentMOO
Awesome, now Mr. Destructoid can watch you poop!
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 14:37
falinter
Someone mod these to be literal Dtoid heads!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 14:42
DaedHead8
@Justice

I will never read a comment from you the same way ever again.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 15:03
Half left
*nondescript smoking robot/generic robot heads.
KoKoO Psy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 15:04
KoKoO Psy
I want 2, one for me, and one to mod!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 15:11
RonBurgandy2010
I am so getting one of those. No joke.


Wait, one of our talented artists should get a bunch of them, paint them, and sell them to the community for a profit. I'm so fucking in.

Also, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT SITE IS EXPENSIVE!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 15:42
RonBurgandy2010
$40?!?!?!?!?! O.O
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 15:45
Blasto
Holy, um... shit?

lol excellent find dude
doctor insidious's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 15:54
doctor insidious
@blasto I feel so proud
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 16:38
Justice
@DaedHead8

Haha I mean before wiping man, I'm clean, I sanitize. Damn I'm digging this grave I'm in even deeper...
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 16:58
fetusmilk
wow they are ceramic. no wonder they are so expensive. if it was plastic it would be 10$.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 18:22
Kyle MacGregor
Do I want it or do I need it? Hm.

New house...I need something to hold my toilet paper.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 19:40
Takeshi
Ceramic is kind of shitty to send across the pond I guess. Well, if a PS2 can make it over here I ceramic toiletpaperholder sure as hell can too.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 20:27
Brian Szabelski
Get me a green one and we'll talk.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 21:00
Joanna Mueller
I hope they get some of these for Destructoid's corporate headquarters (AKA Niero's place) so that when I come out for the tour I can swing by the bathroom to take my picture with it.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 22:26
Artemus
Cool.
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 22:37
JLanphear
Someone should buy one and paint it up. That's fuckin awesome. . .
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