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Nerd. Dork. Geek. Singer. Gamer. DJ. Husband. I'm lots of things.

I've lived 100% of my life in Texas. That year and a half in Oklahoma don't count because, well, it was Oklahoma.

When I'm not working or spending time with the wife, then I'm gaming (unless it's one of those rare occasions that I actually spend some time practicing my djing). I love all types of games except sports games. I especially love RPGs and action games.

I currently do administrative work for a major university, but I hope to eventually get an MBA and work in the game industry on the business side of things.
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There comes a time in every adult's life when they need to open their hearts and spread their love. If you're in that situation, then might I suggest adopting a poor, down-on-their-luck, DJ puppy avatar. The avatar is friendly, housebroken, and only wants someone to love him, pet him, and maybe just take him to PAX.



In return, the DJ puppy avatar will be obedient, be in any picture you want him to be in, and, lest we forget, may just help you "get lucky". How, you ask? Well, first of all, he's a dj, and they get it all the time. Secondly, he's also a puppy, hence the PERFECT wingman (because puppy). Need I say more?

For all potential adopters, please keep these things in mind. As a dj, the avatar does enjoy loud environments, preferably with lots of music. While the DJ puppy does prefer electronic dance music (mostly house), he will not be offended if you don't want to listen to it. He has his headphones and will be respectful of your wishes. Also, as a puppy, the avatar will need to be taken on walks around the convention floor. He is also very sociable, so he'll want to meet lots of people. He may also require vast amounts of alcohol. It may seem odd or inhumane to give a puppy alcoholic beverages, but the dj in him practically requires it.

In conclusion, D'AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW! It's a puppy wearing dj headphones with the puppy-dog eyes. Please open your heart and adopt this avatar for PAX (and seriously, he'll get you laid if you play it right.)
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