My name is Jason, and I live in Carson, California.

I do crystal meth and i live in the basement of a chinese restaurant,
eating the scraps of dog and fish off the floor


yes my life is good. i have friends but theyre either fat or stupid. or sometimes both.
i listen to alot of music, but mostly its the sounds of a village being sodomized and impaled with long, dull sticks, while having their eyes gouged out by pelicans. Brutal, yes, but god is it satisfying. I enjoying taking the bus everywhere(not really). I enjoy my new HDTV and i skeet on it regularly to show it my affection. If i am bad it hits me. it hits me real hard. he hits me til i call him daddy. he wouldnt like me saying this so i will tell you about my cats. i have 2 of them and i am going to get a thrid. Jesus i dont capitalize my i's. WTF is wrong with me??? Im useless in society! I must pray to whatever god will listen for redemption!! Read on if you want to:



videogames make me happy

Metal Gear Solid
Silent Hill
Grand Theft Auto
Call of Duty
Brothers in Arms
Persona 3
Super Smash Bros.
Garry's Mod
etc. etc.



movies are grrr-eat!
Clerks
Mallrats
Clerks 2
Dirty Harry
Blazin Saddles
007: From Russia With Love
007: goldfinger
007: Casino Royale (it was fucking great!)
Old School
Austin Powers
I Think I Married an Axe Murderer
Dawn of the Dead
Gay Niggers From Outer Space (lol, its real)
Amelie
Delta Force
Batman Begins