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Be warned, I do not excel with the words, but I'll do my best. I have favorites, but I try and keep an open, unbiased mind. Just because I love my XBox, doesn't mean I hate my PS3. Also just because I love my shiny new current-gen games, doesn't mean I can't appreciate old games with technically inferior graphics.

About me
Name: Mike
Residence: Burlington, Ontario

Cry Liquor and Bleed Pixels

Favorites
Current Console: XBox 360
Old Console: Nintendo NES
Games: Chrono Trigger
Gears of War
Amplitude
Guitar Hero
Contra
Mega Man
Drink: Wiser's Rye Whisky
Rye + Coke
Cranberry Vodka + 7up
Jose Cuervo
Cherry Bomb (1 part fireball, 1 part cherry brandy)
Book: JPod
Music I Am Ghost
Himsa
Bleed The Dream
Cursive
Creatures of Habit
Mocheeba
Jay-Z
The Matches

I love current-gen, but I will never abandon my roots.
8-bit for life, baby!

Here is my rating scale:
5: Must Try
4: Delicious
3: Mediocre to the Max
2: Kind of Shitty
1: Why does this exist?

To see what games I own, what I'm currently playing, or what I've recently completed:
Check out my MobyGames profile


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Baby, I love you so. Why did you have to do this to me.

I remember the day we met. It wasn't long ago actually, September 25th to be exact. I remember because of all the hype surrounding that fateful day. I went in and there you were. It was as if you were just waiting for me to walk through that door. I got you home and unwrapped you, and ran my hands along your spartan green outer shell, such fine detail, such beauty. It actually sent shivers down my spine. I bought you nice things like Geometery Wars and Bomberman Live. I even got you your very own copy of Halo 3. Yesterday, I came home, and was so excited to see you. I could not wait to turn you on and get into some heavy action. Of course you're always up for some foreplay with the Live Arcade, but every time I try to get you into the mood for some real action, you simply moan and groan and make wierd noises, rejecting anything I try and put inside you. It's reminiscent of my ex-girlfriend's 'headaches' she would always have at the most inopportune of times. I can't really be upset at this point, because I knew the risks of getting involved with a console like you. I've heard countless stories from your past, going through life, breaking hearts at every turn. I just wonder, why me? I treated you so good, baby. Why me?



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