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Baby, please don't do this to me
dgenerate | 9:51 AM on 10.05.2007 11 comments


Baby, I love you so. Why did you have to do this to me.

I remember the day we met. It wasn't long ago actually, September 25th to be exact. I remember because of all the hype surrounding that fateful day. I went in and there you were. It was as if you were just waiting for me to walk through that door. I got you home and unwrapped you, and ran my hands along your spartan green outer shell, such fine detail, such beauty. It actually sent shivers down my spine. I bought you nice things like Geometery Wars and Bomberman Live. I even got you your very own copy of Halo 3. Yesterday, I came home, and was so excited to see you. I could not wait to turn you on and get into some heavy action. Of course you're always up for some foreplay with the Live Arcade, but every time I try to get you into the mood for some real action, you simply moan and groan and make wierd noises, rejecting anything I try and put inside you. It's reminiscent of my ex-girlfriend's 'headaches' she would always have at the most inopportune of times. I can't really be upset at this point, because I knew the risks of getting involved with a console like you. I've heard countless stories from your past, going through life, breaking hearts at every turn. I just wonder, why me? I treated you so good, baby. Why me?



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Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
RRoD?

Bummer.. on the Halo console though? I thought they had the 65mm Falcon chips???
dgenerate's Destructoid Blog
Nah, just the stupid DVD Drive dies on me already :(
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
lol @ Reaprar

Good luck dgenerate.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Best RRoD post ever :P
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
Wow, I can't believe you have already had problems, that sucks. You should send a letter to Steve Ballmer and try to get a new one. I would raise the biggest fucking stink evar. BTW post a video for proof.
pinksage's Destructoid Blog
My DVD Drive died too. =(
blehman's Destructoid Blog
That was quick.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
teh falcon chips are in select few 360s. Some of the Halo Editions have them, some don't.
JesusXP's Destructoid Blog
i think its the crappy benq drives :( check it out on Xbox-scene.com or google it to see what you got. There may be hope for you yet..

(I've been pretty fortunate so far - and i know I'm trying my luck here in bragging, but - on Xbox 360 #1 - and I bought it pretty close to launch :S)
Tristero's Destructoid Blog
Such a bummer. I feel really bad for you. How can they do this when we're investing so much money. The time value of our upfront deposit is not being respected.


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