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1:35 PM on 10.18.2007

How did we miss this?! Okami is in Super Smash Brothers!

Do you see him? I love this dog SOOO much. I remember I played this game so much that my mom got upset because she had another miscarriage but really it was because I was so good at the game. I told her I was going to run away and become the MLG champion of Okami, I never saw her so happy and proud of me. she actually started crying whenever she wasn't trying to spill the bottle of pills on the floor. Take that dad!   read

12:34 PM on 10.18.2007

BREAKING NEWS!OMG!Okami will upscale to 1080p!

Sweet?! Thats what Okami will look like on my 71 inch cocktacular plasma ray of death screen. My mom said because I got only three D's this semester that I can get Okami and some of my porn back, but not the hardcore stuff but my mom doesn't know that I keep 30 floppy drives under my bed at all times that contain over 50(!) pictures from the set of Baywatch. Which kinda sucks because most of them are of some hairy ass dude that looks kinda like those pictures of my dad.


11:52 PM on 09.29.2007

The Wii has nothing on this - The Genesis ACTIVATOR!


God I miss the nineties.   read

2:53 PM on 09.22.2007

NES Transformers - Worst Game Ever

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3:30 PM on 09.21.2007

Smash Bros. Caption Contest - Because I'm not witty enough for this

Original Pic:

Some help for those with only MS Paint:

Winner gets my respect. Sorry all my money went to sending out those damn posters and my eye doctor. Make me laugh damnit.   read

8:55 PM on 09.16.2007

Post your email, get a free NextFest Poster

[Via NextLust]


11:41 PM on 09.14.2007


While digging through the bowels of the internet I found this:


The only reason I find any humor in this is because it's from a SEGA CD promo video where they we're trying to tout the S-CD as the next generation in gaming. Irony is awesome.   read

11:21 AM on 09.10.2007

Reason #247 why I hate AOLJoystiq

Here's a free tip - if you have a shit eating grin, don't smile.   read

8:27 PM on 09.07.2007

Need some help

A friend of mine is trying to whore up some votes over here


Please give him some votes so he can win this contest, thanks.   read

4:44 PM on 09.04.2007

Kotaku mentions the Xbox 360 possibly intergrating a parental timer, Brian Crecente more than happy to comment

[Via Kotaku]

"Rumor has it that the bi-annual Xbox 360 firmware update set to hit this fall will bring with it a number of interesting updates, chief among them a new Parental Timer.

Sources tell me that the update will allow people to set a password protected usage timer on their Xbox 360s. In other words, parents or loved ones will be able to limit the amount of time someone can game on the system during a given time period.

Personally, I think this is a brilliant idea and I can't figure why no console has done this before (that I know of). I'm fairly on top of things when it comes to my 6-year-old and his gaming habits. In fact I set up his 360 on the television in my loft office, so typically I'm right next to him when he plays. But, it's easy for me to lose track of time and even easier for him to. We use a system that requires him to do math, reading or writing homework to earn television time and video game time. Now I can just add this little timer to the formula and allow it to track just how much time he has left.

Brilliant, simply brilliant."

For the love of God will someone please kidnap his kid so he can talk about something video game related?   read

12:51 PM on 08.27.2007

Remember the Digg ban on DTOID? Well read this if you want to get AOLJoystiq'D

Yes I still check in on Digg. The community has de-evolved faster that a Mario movie koopa troopa but fuck, you still find some interesting news.

Of course when complete shit like a podcast starts to climb the digg front page you have to get a little skeptical.

So hey, look who the fucktard diggers are!

That's right, all AOL lackys. Almost 99% of what these bastards digg is all AOL owned blog shit. Fuck you Digg you hypocritical carpet muncher - yes Digg is a big fat dyke, it's just the choice they've made.

So remember that whole "LETS BAN DTOID" bandwagon everyone and their mother jumped on? Ya, me too so fuck you Digg.

More reasons I hate Digg users just for the fuck of it:

The users love Ben Folds Five
They love the White Stripes too much, like in a creepy uncle way
Atheism seems to be one and only answer to life for these close minded fucks
Every other post is a picture link
Cats with a caption DOES NOT define a generation, dipshits
I'm in your blank, blanking your blank - FUCKING OLD AND NOT FUNNY ANYMORE   read

7:54 PM on 08.22.2007

Pathfinders Episode 1


I'm not the biggest fan of machinima but since this video has been made in front of my very own face for the past couple months I cannot help but shamelessly promote it. Say what you will, but a lot of hard work went into this and the guys who made it put up with a lot of shit - enjoy.   read

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