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"Forums are down for quick maintenance, hang tight!"
de BLOO | 10:40 PM on 07.17.2010 70 comments


Liars.

3+ years and Dtoid still can't upgrade their site without fucking everything up.

Some of us don't give a fuck about the front page(well ok Sundays with Sagat is pretty good, so is anything Kauza writes) or the C-blogs. Some of us like traversing the forums for our distractions. But for some reason we're just not worth it anymore by the looks of it. And now every time I click a link on this site Avast keeps telling me to waste my time elsewhere, but god fucking dammit I've made cool friends here that are perfect for shooting the shit with. Please Dtoid, me and you have an enabling relationship. Now enable me to use your forums.

Oh, and pork chop sandwiches was funny 3 years ago when I was high.


Let's not make this a complete waste of your time.



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Zeta Crossfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2010 23:06
Zeta Crossfire
And some of us Don't care about your feelings. If you don't care about the cblogs then why the hell are you posting here.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2010 23:08
de BLOO
Oh noes Zeta is gonna post me on his fail tuesdays shit. D:
Zeta Crossfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2010 23:09
Zeta Crossfire
Oh noes, you have tried to insult me over THE INTERNET! +5 points to your personally courage, but - 5 to your self pity.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2010 23:10
Kraid
Handsome Boy Modeling School , YES!
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2010 23:20
Danzflor
I think Dtoid it's very segmented. Not a bad thing, at all. Some people like be on the IRC Channel, other just comment on the front, even some only read the front page.

Personally, I hang out with the Steamtoid guys, and I know that barely anyone here knows of his existance, but I'm happy there.

Dtoid has a place for everyone.

=)
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2010 23:21
de BLOO
@Zeta

Well let's forget I made this post(on a blog where I can post anything I want as long as it adheres to rules at anytime I damn well please) to point out a legitimate concern a lot of Dtoiders have, because you came in here all chested out since you hold the C-blogs so dear to your heart.

Let's get you some ice cream, champ.

@Kraid

FUCK YEAH DUDE. Their two masterpieces NEVER get old.

@Danzflor

Well said. You should get on IRC more!
Zeta Crossfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2010 23:27
Zeta Crossfire
haha I had fun posting that just jkin. Anyway from what I heard the forums where giving off mal war or Trojan alerts. Would you rather have that stuff on the page and them not fixing it?
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2010 23:34
de BLOO
I'd like for all of Dtoid to be up and running together.
Zeta Crossfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2010 23:40
Zeta Crossfire
Things happen, not everything on the internet can run like clock work. Just let them do what they need to do and let that be it.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 00:36
norm9
The sooner its fixed, the better. Maybe this is part of the new rollout- gimp the forums.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:09
Xzyliac
I've never ever seen a site upgrade and not run face fucking first into issues and bugs. I dunno what magical websites you've been visiting.

Fuck back at GameSpot, a site far better funded than Dtoid, all they tried to do was change the sizes for avatars and that one update ended up sending thousands of accounts into oblivion.

I mean granted I don't use the forums, historically speaking the forums and I don't get along, but if you really think they're lying when they say they're trying to do you a favor by upgrading their shit for you I can only imagine what happens when, say, an ice cream store runs out of your favorite flavor.

Just be patient. Shit's fucked up yes, shit's gotten fucked up a few times this week over here in the C-Blogs too, but if you really think Niero and crew are just dicking around with the sole intent of ruining your day that's kind of paranoid.

I mean that's my two cents I guess. But again I'm not a forumite. I use the C-Blogs. I know things do happen faster on forums whereas over here you're not missing much if the blogs are down for a few hours since you don't see much activity in so short a time frame.

But c'mon bro. This is Niero we're talking about. Just be patient. In the mean time you do have IRC (which I know you know is friggin' ace) and the Twitter Dtoid gang. If you just wanna shoot the shit it's not like you're lacking in options.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:23
Aurain
I don't agree with your tone or style De Bloo, but You're right.

The IRC is even more segregated off than the forums and twitter?
Lol fuck that shit. What an archaic piece of shit.

It shouldn't be too hard to get a forum working. It's vbulletin not an algorithm for curing cancer.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:28
norm9
I'm dying to know what people bought today. Fuuuuuuu
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:36
Aurain
I need to question a Dtoider.
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:40
Winged Kirby
Is it just me or is irc chat not working right now?
Nihil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:41
Nihil
It's been over 24 hours. I say we burn this motherfucker down.

Seriously though, I can't think of a better time for something like this to happen - on the weekend. At least people can do things they wouldn't be able to otherwise on a weekday. Like go outside and do things instead of work, for instance.

If they haven't said anything or fixed it by Monday night though, something is definitely up.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:45
Sir Legendhead
Maybe it's an experiment?
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:45
Aurain
Outside?
Whats that.
Can I forum it?

:P
I don't think it would kill them to say that they're actually working on it. as opposed to maybe just turned it off and thought fuck it for the weekend.
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:47
Winged Kirby
NVM got it back working
Nihil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:53
Nihil
I don't think it would kill them to say that they're actually working on it.

That's what I don't get. Somebody could've at least did a quick post to even fucking acknowledge something had happened.

Oh wait...

as opposed to maybe just turned it off and thought fuck it for the weekend.

See, the thing about that is, I would understand if they did that, 'cause who wants to work on the weekend? That's why I'm like, at least by Tuesday, I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, instead of just calling them lazy.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 01:55
norm9
It'd be nice if the forums become adapted for mobile devices once it comes back up. Blogs and front page are optimized. Forums use the. Desktop version.

Also, started using my ps2 anniversary pad for street fighter. It hasn't made me better at all. I stink.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 02:02
Aurain
Nihil, if they said they're turning off the forum for weekend, and they're going to work on it on monday, then I'd be fine with it.

Just lame how they can't have a front page story saying "it's down. We're working on it. We'll tell you when we've fixed it. Go outside."
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 02:03
Stephen Beirne
Christ deBloo, at first I thought you were joking but you're really just a negative person. Give em a break.
Nihil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 02:14
Nihil
I don't think he should give them a break. Somebody should be outraged by this.

I'm actually all for the forumers coming out and fucking with the c-bloggers until this blows over. At least we'd get something entertaining out of it. Possibly a new meme of some sort.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 02:27
Sir Legendhead
"I'm actually all for the forumers coming out and fucking with the c-bloggers until this blows over."

Nihil, don't you realize we're doing that right now? ;)
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 02:27
Sir Legendhead
"I'm actually all for the forumers coming out and fucking with the c-bloggers until this blows over."

Nihil, don't you realize we're doing that right now? ;)
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 02:31
Aurain
I like the cbloggers who think they know what they're talking about.

Like a couple of those up there.
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 02:57
Winged Kirby
Damn got banned from IRC chat I NEED THE FORUMS BACK
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 03:00
Sir Legendhead
haha, you're doing it wrong :)

Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 03:46
Sir Legendhead
Also, I don't know de Bloo very well, but I like the kid enough to give him the ol' Super Dickery!





There ya go, buddy! Enjoy :)
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 03:46
Sir Legendhead
Also, I don't know de Bloo very well, but I like the kid enough to give him the ol' Super Dickery!





There ya go, buddy! Enjoy :)
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 03:52
norm9
What's up Bar?
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 03:55
Sir Legendhead
Hey Norm, I'm drinkan. What about you?
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 04:19
norm9
I'm drinking at an afterhours speakeasy. Getting alcoholled, listening to people talking about grooming. Anybody want to express joy or vent anger?
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 04:48
Sir Legendhead
Well buddy, thanks for asking. Told my lady friend to fuck off because I don't care for her bad habits, meant to play some RDR, but hung around here instead...

Did I mention the whiskey part yet? Probably not. Oh wait, just did.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 04:48
Sir Legendhead
Well buddy, thanks for asking. Told my lady friend to fuck off because I don't care for her bad habits, meant to play some RDR, but hung around here instead...

Did I mention the whiskey part yet? Probably not. Oh wait, just did.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 04:50
Sir Legendhead
...and yeah, doubles again. Fuck. My. Life.

Preferably by vagina.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 05:22
norm9
How disappointing. Got charged like a regular customer when usually I get friend prices at this spot. Looks like I'm putting this place on my list.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 06:35
Half left
Destructoid has forums?
mollygos's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 08:05
mollygos
WHY CAN'T WEEEEE BE FRIENDDDDDSSS
WHY CAN'T WEEEEE BE FRIENDDDDDDDSSSSS

I don't understand all the c-blog/forumtoid h8.

Anyway, I am a little disappointed they've kept the forums down for so long without updating the "quick maintenance" page (because this is no longer "quick maintenance") or posting anything about it on the front page. It'd be nice to know what's going on, yknow?

But de Bloo is far too angryfaced about it. Just go outside, bro-seph. They'll be back eventually.
Gatsby's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 08:31
Gatsby
Each hour that Destructoid's forums are still down, I plan on kicking a beloved household pet, be it a cat, dog, or gerbil.

Hopefully the men in charge won't realize that I do that even when Destructoid isn't down.
the guy with the hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 09:46
the guy with the hat
This, this is a joke right? De Bloo. Chill out man.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 10:39
de BLOO
Why do you guys think I'm angry about it? You read waaaaay too much into things. Hopefully Gatsby kicks a chihuahua, I've always wanted to do it but I've never seen one without an owner.

I don't hate the cblogs, I just don't care about them(hence the "I don't give a fuck about the cblogs" statement earlier). It's like it has to be either hate or love up in this bitch, are people just looking for conflict anyway they can get it?
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 11:33
Stephen Beirne
I don't know dude, maybe it has something to do with the words you use.
mollygos's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 11:44
mollygos
Because... you were very obviously angry about it? From the "we're just not worth it anymore it seems" it would appear you're the one reading way too far into things.

Don't do that and then try to turn it around on us, that's not cool. :(
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 11:56
Xzyliac
@de Bloo
I'm not reading into anything. You sound PO'd. I mean can you read that post back to yourself outloud and not see how that sounds angry? Like Molly said don't turn this on us. Now you're being accusational. Not really helping your whole "I'm not angry" cause.

Just chill out man. Nobody is out to get you or do you in.

@mollygos
Personally I don't think it's hate. I think it's just two different places that don't come together too often and therefore have different "rules" and ways of doing things. However I will say those three BS posts currently sitting at the frontpage of the C-Blogs don't help matters.

I mean we explicitly tell everyone this isn't the forums for a reason. We all share that one space which is the frontpage of the C-Blogs. Unlike the forums which are multilayered and multithreaded. So three Failblogs is bullshit.
mollygos's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 12:09
mollygos
Yeah, I see what you're saying. People always seem to be going on about the forums vs the cblogs vs frontpage commenters (vs steamtoid vs IRC, etc) and whatnot. Most of the time it's all a joke (I think?), but then you get people trying to piss off the cbloggers 'cause the forums are down and that's incredibly unbro-like. :(

I don't make a point of confining myself to any one part of Destructoid, so I just find this whole thing kind of silly.
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 12:31
Stephen Beirne
I agree with Molly on the silliness.

The forums are great for their specific function, as are the c-blogs. But trying to dilute the blogs to be more like the forums... that's kind of the worst of both worlds. Someone said, why not everyone just treat one blog as a bar until the forums return so it doesn't look like yiz're pissing on your bloggy comrades.
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