I have 2 weddings to go to in April, and I have no idea what to give for gifts. My cousin is getting married on the 26th, and I have a thought for that one. She used to collect dragons, so I was going to a Build a Bear Workshop or something similar and stuff a bride/groom dragon combo for her, but the place I was going to is shut up tighter than a reverend mother during lent. Dammit all to hell. I have to get them something great, or she won't let me live it down for the rest of my life...
The other wedding I'm not so concerned about. I just need something that says congratulations and I'm thinking of you, as well as being cheap and easy to procure. This one is 2 weeks earlier though, so I have a month to get these gifts.
Keep in mind orgies, sexual favors, hookers, drugs, slaves, and "free" trips are not included in the list of possible gifts. Other than that, please help guys!
You should get them something awesome for the house. That's usually the best idea. Like sake cups and a bottle of sake, or wine glasses and a bottle of wine. Or some mad dog and paper cups.
Yeah, I dunno if they'd even drink sake, but I'm looking into it. Since we both worked at ace; I thought about getting them a gift card, but I figured that would be impersonal and asshole-ic.
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Cats. Live ones. In boxes. Shaken boxes. And get'em wet before you give them to the bride and groom.
You should get them something so peculiar that they'll never forget it. Like a life-size bronze cast of an elephant's knee
Or a life-size bronze cast of an elephant's elbow
...Which is essentially the same as it's knee.
*whistle*
Niero pretty much took the words outta my mouth, and made them 3 times as winsome
She used to collect dragons, damn she's old!
Also, do what Neiro said and get something so awesome that they will never forget.
nothing says loven like somthing from the oven
or a gift card a visa gift card
You should get them something awesome for the house. That's usually the best idea. Like sake cups and a bottle of sake, or wine glasses and a bottle of wine. Or some mad dog and paper cups.
Yeah, I dunno if they'd even drink sake, but I'm looking into it. Since we both worked at ace; I thought about getting them a gift card, but I figured that would be impersonal and asshole-ic.