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I like long walks on the beach!
danker | 5:12 PM on 10.24.2007 65 comments


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Necros's Destructoid Blog
CBM joke! Everyone knows there aren't girls on the internet.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
And by that, I mean welcome, and don't suck.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
I have to say it, I've always wanted to: Epic Fail. If your avatar is really you, then epic win, but I doubt it is, so Epic Fail again.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
....
HawtPawkitHero's Destructoid Blog
Stfu. This bitch will get tons of love just cuz tits. You're all pitiful.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
Nice to meet you too... dank!
Wut's the pipe for?


danker's Destructoid Blog
YAY HAWAII!
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
^ Welcome than!
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Ceci n'est pas une pipe ?
danker's Destructoid Blog
El mota.
MrFudge's Destructoid Blog
YAW KAWAII ^-^



I just felt like it.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
BS3: That is beautiful.

danker: If you're really a chick, then of course you're welcome. I'm quite hated on here still , but maybe my fortune is changing. Just don't suck, and let's smoke some time. I've never used a wooden pipe, mine are glass. Well, the one taped up broken I still have. He's my best friend.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
BS3: That is beautiful.

danker: If you're really a chick, then of course you're welcome. I'm quite hated on here still , but maybe my fortune is changing. Just don't suck, and let's smoke some time. I've never used a wooden pipe, mine are glass. Well, the one taped up broken I still have. He's my best friend.
danker's Destructoid Blog
DOUBLE POST IS FAIL, fag. let's smoke.
fearian's Destructoid Blog
of course hes not a chick you idiots. look at how many peopl have bews on their profile page or in their avatars. jesus.

welcome to the 'toid!
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
It's Jean Danker!!!

Tahuka berdahasa Ingris?
danker's Destructoid Blog
@ MaxVest

MATLOCK!
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
I just dont.... even know what's real anymore. I don't know who I am anymore.

obviously the magritte reference that knivy quoted is a not so subtle hint that we have yet ONE MORE fake user around.

fake welcome fake user.

fake don't sucking, ok?
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
This shitty comp at work takes forever to load pages sometimes, so i clicked it twice by accident. I do this a lot. Sorry, but yeah, let's smoke. My wife is on the phone right now, telling me about her adventures in dropping my Lone Wolves Ranked rating in Halo 3. She sucks.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
I don't get it guys. How can somebody be a "fake" user. Obviously someone is typing this shit. Are you implying that this is the devilish work of an editor, or is it something more, something worse? Somebody tell the fucking deal here.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
A Internet Matlock Mystery it is......

First to 140 comments gets teh DanK Weed!
Rockvillian's Destructoid Blog
Gaybear is one of four horsemen of the Apocalypse! Pandora's box has been opened! Other scary prophecies!
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
LOL @ HERETIC
HAHAHAHA
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
Dude, what's the deal with flaming me constantly? And why are we continuing to comment on this blog, if everybody seems to feel it's a fake? This is only emboldening trollers even more. And don't say I'm a troller. I've kept my promise.
Def JM's Destructoid Blog
Theres's a meet and greet in the forum.
danker's Destructoid Blog
I'm new but does whiteboy=dprime?
Def JM's Destructoid Blog
I made a point to fail to at mine, it makes it easier.
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
Lame. This is what the forums are for.


Don't suck.


Also, cocks.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
How would you know about dprime if you're new? And no, I'm not a dprime clone. Jesus Fucking Christ. I post blogs about games and game-related shit, I still get flamed. Look at Volomon. That guys has posted like 5 blogs in the last 20 minutes, and few kind of suck. They are pushing my dumb blog about my insanse drug fueled dream down. Fucks. Honestly, I don't really care either way. I just enjoy blogging.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
@danker

Whiteboy comes up w/ some of the best stuff on these bolgs!

& To some the worst... But Honestly his blogs are entertaining in the least...

dprime = selfabsorbed Wiitard!
Niero's Destructoid Blog
What have I done?
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
666 years old I think!
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
L-O-L
Zarathustra's Destructoid Blog
Niero says:
(# 33) on 10/24/2007 17:55
What have I done?

Created a monster, that's what.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
Lol, fuck off. Are u really 16? And let's be honest, do my blogs really suck? You must admit they are amusing. I feel that I went a little overboard and should have maybe kept some shit to myself, but are they that bad? Check out my new one, I'm sure anybody would at least be intrigued by it.
Def JM's Destructoid Blog
@Niero

Stay gold Pony Boy. Stay gold.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Ceci n'est pas un blog.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
Dude, I never hit on this supposed girl. I said we should smoke. Girl or Guy, if you smoke, then there is a chance we may get along. Not definetly, but maybe.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
Peace, Weed, & God


whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
WTF? Why do you call her a gamestop girl. For fucks sake, I work in a Hospital. I have never and will never work for Gamestop. I need free time, you know.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
If it was up to our Former / Current Leaders :


danker's Destructoid Blog
CHOCOLATE RAIN!!! tehuberone said this place was fun.

danker=tehuberone's male cuz.

Damn look at bigpopagamer, can't a guy have a chick as an avatar?

Also, I still like long walks on the beach, any ladies here?
bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
another comment for the troll!
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
well, bigpopagamer should probably tone down the pics of chicks, as many on his profile aren't very attractive. Still, I'm sure I would bed each and everyone, given the opportunity. I know, I'm a manwhore. It's disgusting. Enjoyable though.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
@ everyone

danker's profile says "I like turtles!"

LULZ!!!
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
@Niero: How's that final build of the blogs coming along?

@the three people here who aren't WiiSucks/JackKlassen/Ridunkulas/gamehunter101/gamegoblin/lackofsocialawarness/ravenholm/Rationalside/there's more but I'm tired oh and probably BS3 Owner,

the avy is Jean Danker, a Singapore radio personality. I asked in Malay if she spoke English.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
@ Max Vest

It started off w/ a simple joke...
Ok DTOID I'm sorry for having a little fun!

I'm done posting tonight!


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