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danker \| 5:12 PM on 10.24.2007	66 comments

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Bob Muir

CBM joke! Everyone knows there aren't girls on the internet.

Bob Muir

And by that, I mean welcome, and don't suck.

whiteboy0869

I have to say it, I've always wanted to: Epic Fail. If your avatar is really you, then epic win, but I doubt it is, so Epic Fail again.

king3vbo

....

HawtPawkitHero

Stfu. This bitch will get tons of love just cuz tits. You're all pitiful.

BS3 Owner

Nice to meet you too... dank!
Wut's the pipe for?

danker

YAY HAWAII!

BS3 Owner

^ Welcome than!

Knivy

Ceci n'est pas une pipe ?

danker

El mota.

MrFudge

YAW KAWAII ^-^

I just felt like it.

whiteboy0869

BS3: That is beautiful.

danker: If you're really a chick, then of course you're welcome. I'm quite hated on here still , but maybe my fortune is changing. Just don't suck, and let's smoke some time. I've never used a wooden pipe, mine are glass. Well, the one taped up broken I still have. He's my best friend.

whiteboy0869

danker

DOUBLE POST IS FAIL, fag. let's smoke.

MaxVest

It's Jean Danker!!!

Tahuka berdahasa Ingris?

Topher Cantler

Lul.

danker

@ MaxVest

MATLOCK!

Flub

BahamutZero

I just dont.... even know what's real anymore. I don't know who I am anymore.

obviously the magritte reference that knivy quoted is a not so subtle hint that we have yet ONE MORE fake user around.

fake welcome fake user.

fake don't sucking, ok?

whiteboy0869

This shitty comp at work takes forever to load pages sometimes, so i clicked it twice by accident. I do this a lot. Sorry, but yeah, let's smoke. My wife is on the phone right now, telling me about her adventures in dropping my Lone Wolves Ranked rating in Halo 3. She sucks.

whiteboy0869

I don't get it guys. How can somebody be a "fake" user. Obviously someone is typing this shit. Are you implying that this is the devilish work of an editor, or is it something more, something worse? Somebody tell the fucking deal here.

BS3 Owner

A Internet Matlock Mystery it is......

First to 140 comments gets teh DanK Weed!

Rockvillian

Gaybear is one of four horsemen of the Apocalypse! Pandora's box has been opened! Other scary prophecies!

Cheeburga

LOL @ HERETIC
HAHAHAHA

whiteboy0869

Dude, what's the deal with flaming me constantly? And why are we continuing to comment on this blog, if everybody seems to feel it's a fake? This is only emboldening trollers even more. And don't say I'm a troller. I've kept my promise.

Def JM

Theres's a meet and greet in the forum.

danker

I'm new but does whiteboy=dprime?

Def JM

I made a point to fail to at mine, it makes it easier.

Reeper

Lame. This is what the forums are for.

Don't suck.

Also, cocks.

whiteboy0869

How would you know about dprime if you're new? And no, I'm not a dprime clone. Jesus Fucking Christ. I post blogs about games and game-related shit, I still get flamed. Look at Volomon. That guys has posted like 5 blogs in the last 20 minutes, and few kind of suck. They are pushing my dumb blog about my insanse drug fueled dream down. Fucks. Honestly, I don't really care either way. I just enjoy blogging.

BS3 Owner

@danker

Whiteboy comes up w/ some of the best stuff on these bolgs!

& To some the worst... But Honestly his blogs are entertaining in the least...

dprime = selfabsorbed Wiitard!

Niero

What have I done?

BS3 Owner

666 years old I think!

Sharpless

L-O-L

Zarathustra

Niero says:
(# 33) on 10/24/2007 17:55
What have I done?

Created a monster, that's what.

whiteboy0869

Lol, fuck off. Are u really 16? And let's be honest, do my blogs really suck? You must admit they are amusing. I feel that I went a little overboard and should have maybe kept some shit to myself, but are they that bad? Check out my new one, I'm sure anybody would at least be intrigued by it.

Def JM

@Niero

Stay gold Pony Boy. Stay gold.

Maurice Tan

Ceci n'est pas un blog.

whiteboy0869

Dude, I never hit on this supposed girl. I said we should smoke. Girl or Guy, if you smoke, then there is a chance we may get along. Not definetly, but maybe.

BS3 Owner

Peace, Weed, & God

whiteboy0869

WTF? Why do you call her a gamestop girl. For fucks sake, I work in a Hospital. I have never and will never work for Gamestop. I need free time, you know.

BS3 Owner

If it was up to our Former / Current Leaders :

danker

CHOCOLATE RAIN!!! tehuberone said this place was fun.

danker=tehuberone's male cuz.

Damn look at bigpopagamer, can't a guy have a chick as an avatar?

Also, I still like long walks on the beach, any ladies here?

bottled dark

another comment for the troll!

whiteboy0869

well, bigpopagamer should probably tone down the pics of chicks, as many on his profile aren't very attractive. Still, I'm sure I would bed each and everyone, given the opportunity. I know, I'm a manwhore. It's disgusting. Enjoyable though.

BS3 Owner

@ everyone

danker's profile says "I like turtles!"

LULZ!!!

MaxVest

@Niero: How's that final build of the blogs coming along?

@the three people here who aren't WiiSucks/JackKlassen/Ridunkulas/gamehunter101/gamegoblin/lackofsocialawarness/ravenholm/Rationalside/there's more but I'm tired oh and probably BS3 Owner,

the avy is Jean Danker, a Singapore radio personality. I asked in Malay if she spoke English.

BahamutZero

BS3 Owner

@ Max Vest

It started off w/ a simple joke...
Ok DTOID I'm sorry for having a little fun!

I'm done posting tonight!

Eschatos

Thank you flub, but allow me to reiterate.

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