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Well, that was... weird on many levels. Nevertheless, you've fulfilled the obligatory intro post requirement, so we won't feel any hostility towards you if you keep writing good posts for us. On the contrary, we're likely to comment nicely on them, so I guess everybody wins?
Hello, welcome to destructoid. Here is your decoder ring and a sculpture I made out of bacon bits and glue. Enjoy your time here. Thrive. Give us your words and ideas and we will love you for it.
I like questionnaire so I decided to fill this out.
Whats your middle name? Pistons
How big is your bed? I sleep in a jacuzzi filled with sweaters
What are you listening to right now? The sound of my own rhythmic breathing
What was the last thing you ate? The coffee grounds at the bottom of my cup
Last person you hugged? Kathleen Turner
How is the weather right now? Too fucking cold
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? Head size
Favorite type of Food. Portable
Do you want children? you offering?
Do you drink? IS THE POPE POLISH?! Wait, no? Oh...well then yeah, I drink.
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? It's called Tuesday, motherfucker
Hair color? sienna
Eye colour? burnt sienna
Do you wear contacts/glasses? I do
Favorite holiday? Halloween
Favorite Season? Season 2 of West Wing
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? I was on top when I lost my virginity and yeah, there were some tears on the bathroom counter
Last Movie you Watched? Green Hornet.
What books are you reading? Pluto vol 4
Piercings? Nah, I'm cool.
Favorite Movie? The Dark Crystal
Favorite college football Team? The Topeka...dragon...fyre...bird....dogs?
What were you doing before filling this out? Trying not to vomit
Any pets? a cat that stares at me all the fucking time
Dogs or cats? That just made me think of that line in Ghostbusters and I smiled
Favorite Flower? Blue flowers
Have you ever loved someone? Isabelle. Summer of 99. She had almond-shaped eyes and a smile that lingered long after she was gone. The last time I saw her she was waving at me from the 3rd floor window of a library in Lafayette just before the fire started.
Who would you like to see right now? My grandmother but with a dog head.
Have you ever fired a gun? Ever danced with the Devil by the pale moon light?
Do you like to travel by plane? Depends on the type of plane. One of those G.I. Joe jets? Fuck yeah. The plane they ship bodies in from wars? No thanks.
Right-handed or Left-handed? Righty is the money maker but lefty is how I get my cobra strike on.
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? There's a lovely Denny's just outside Cambridge, Mass that I call home
Are you missing someone? IS THE POPE POLI- oh Goddamit, I miss JP Deuce
Do you have a tattoo? Oh yeah. That's how you know I'm really, really tough
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Spiritually, yes
Are you hiding something from someone? I think the better question is why is your dick hanging out of your pants?
ARE YOU 18? PARTS OF ME ARE 18
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? A LISA FRANK IMAGE
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? NO SO ITS REALLY ANNOYING TO HAVE YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS IN ALL CAPS
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? BAGEL BITES AND CLEANING UP AFTER SEX
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? HAMMER KNIFE
GRILLED OR FRIED? BROILED MOTHERFUCKER
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? AGAIN, I AM REALLY CURIOUS AS TO WHY YOUR DICK IS JUST HANGING OUT OF YOUR PANTS
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? OH SHIT I LOVED THAT SHOW!
FAVORITE HANGOUT? THE DOLLAR TREE PARKING LOT IN METARIE
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? BLOOD, HUGS, JESUS
FAVORITE SONG? THE MEOW MIX JINGLE
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? MY GRANDMOTHER WITH A DOG HEAD
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? MORE OF A BORROWER
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? PLEASURES
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? THE LAST TIME I SAW MY DAD HE WAS WAVING AT ME FROM THE MEN'S BATHROOM AT THE BURGER KING IN GARYVILLE.
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? THE LAST TIME I SAW MY MOM SHE WAS WAVING AT ME FROM THE FASTPASS LINE FOR THE TOWER OF TERROR AT DISNEY WORLD
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? A THOMAS KINCAID PAINTING
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? MEWO MIX COMMERCIAL
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? MY THOMAS KINCAID PAINTING
Whats your favorite color? blue
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? spackle. beef jerky. Complete set of Desert Storm trading cards
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? LOVED
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? NEVER FORGET
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? SWEATER COLORED
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? IF I DONT WAKE UP I CAN DREAM FOREVER
I like questionnaire so I decided to fill this out.
Whats your middle name? Pistons
How big is your bed? I sleep in a jacuzzi filled with sweaters
What are you listening to right now? The sound of my own rhythmic breathing
What was the last thing you ate? The coffee grounds at the bottom of my cup
Last person you hugged? Kathleen Turner
How is the weather right now? Too fucking cold
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? Head size
Favorite type of Food. Portable
Do you want children? you offering?
Do you drink? IS THE POPE POLISH?! Wait, no? Oh...well then yeah, I drink.
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? It's called Tuesday, motherfucker
Hair color? sienna
Eye colour? burnt sienna
Do you wear contacts/glasses? I do
Favorite holiday? Halloween
Favorite Season? Season 2 of West Wing
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? I was on top when I lost my virginity and yeah, there were some tears on the bathroom counter
Last Movie you Watched? Green Hornet.
What books are you reading? Pluto vol 4
Piercings? Nah, I'm cool.
Favorite Movie? The Dark Crystal
Favorite college football Team? The Topeka...dragon...fyre...bird....dogs?
What were you doing before filling this out? Trying not to vomit
Any pets? a cat that stares at me all the fucking time
Dogs or cats? That just made me think of that line in Ghostbusters and I smiled
Favorite Flower? Blue flowers
Have you ever loved someone? Isabelle. Summer of 99. She had almond-shaped eyes and a smile that lingered long after she was gone. The last time I saw her she was waving at me from the 3rd floor window of a library in Lafayette just before the fire started.
Who would you like to see right now? My grandmother but with a dog head.
Have you ever fired a gun? Ever danced with the Devil by the pale moon light?
Do you like to travel by plane? Depends on the type of plane. One of those G.I. Joe jets? Fuck yeah. The plane they ship bodies in from wars? No thanks.
Right-handed or Left-handed? Righty is the money maker but lefty is how I get my cobra strike on.
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? There's a lovely Denny's just outside Cambridge, Mass that I call home
Are you missing someone? IS THE POPE POLI- oh Goddamit, I miss JP Deuce
Do you have a tattoo? Oh yeah. That's how you know I'm really, really tough
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Spiritually, yes
Are you hiding something from someone? I think the better question is why is your dick hanging out of your pants?
ARE YOU 18? PARTS OF ME ARE 18
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? A LISA FRANK IMAGE
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? NO SO ITS REALLY ANNOYING TO HAVE YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS IN ALL CAPS
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? BAGEL BITES AND CLEANING UP AFTER SEX
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? HAMMER KNIFE
GRILLED OR FRIED? BROILED MOTHERFUCKER
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? AGAIN, I AM REALLY CURIOUS AS TO WHY YOUR DICK IS JUST HANGING OUT OF YOUR PANTS
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? OH SHIT I LOVED THAT SHOW!
FAVORITE HANGOUT? THE DOLLAR TREE PARKING LOT IN METARIE
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? BLOOD, HUGS, JESUS
FAVORITE SONG? THE MEOW MIX JINGLE
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? MY GRANDMOTHER WITH A DOG HEAD
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? MORE OF A BORROWER
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? PLEASURES
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? THE LAST TIME I SAW MY DAD HE WAS WAVING AT ME FROM THE MEN'S BATHROOM AT THE BURGER KING IN GARYVILLE.
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? THE LAST TIME I SAW MY MOM SHE WAS WAVING AT ME FROM THE FASTPASS LINE FOR THE TOWER OF TERROR AT DISNEY WORLD
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? A THOMAS KINCAID PAINTING
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? MEWO MIX COMMERCIAL
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? MY THOMAS KINCAID PAINTING
Whats your favorite color? blue
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? spackle. beef jerky. Complete set of Desert Storm trading cards
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? LOVED
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? NEVER FORGET
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? SWEATER COLORED
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? IF I DONT WAKE UP I CAN DREAM FOREVER
LMAO! What an awesome intro...the googling random questions thing was brilliant! :)
(though I hope we don't get a meme thing happening here!)
Welcome to Dtoid!! :)
(and I like the GPS locator answer for the Island question!)
(though I hope we don't get a meme thing happening here!)
Welcome to Dtoid!! :)
(and I like the GPS locator answer for the Island question!)
I love how the survey just starts yelling at you half way through haha. Welcome to Dtoid.
Oh Occams, you are just a giant ray of awesome hahaha.
Oh Occams, you are just a giant ray of awesome hahaha.
A pleasure to have you for sure, you have nothing to fear from us. Well, some of us.... Actually, be afraid, be very afraid.
@Occams
I still consider being able to play the Meow Mix jingle on the saxophone to be my greatest musical achievement.
@Occams
I still consider being able to play the Meow Mix jingle on the saxophone to be my greatest musical achievement.
You cannot answer a question about college football with the name of a soccer team. Wait....they call it what? Why?
Also, you seemed confused by the grilled vs fried question. Hint: The answer is fried. Always. Fried that is.
Also, you seemed confused by the grilled vs fried question. Hint: The answer is fried. Always. Fried that is.
Did you manage to answer all these questions...?
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