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Sega WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SONIC!?
covah | 10:20 PM on 07.19.2008 31 comments




BAD SEGA! BAD! What is this hmmm? WHAT IS IT?! What did you do? Did you do something bad? Yes you diiiiiid.

Just when I think Sonic is gaining some redemption with the seemingly good looking Sonic Unleashed, Sega has Sonic unleash their patented BULLSHIT again. A SWORD? A fucking SWORD?! I don't even know what I can say about this, I'm just speechless.

In case you were wondering, Nintendo Power's hinted reveal in their last issue was not Kingdom Hearts, was not Chrono Trigger (even though it did happen,) and was not Eathbound even though they said it wasn't. IT WAS SONIC... WITH A FUCKING SWORD

GAAAAAAH!



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ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2008 22:50
ryu89
They put a sword in the picture of the preview last month and I thought it was Zelda. Then this happens.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2008 22:56
Chocobo Knight
All Sonic needs now is some stealth gameplay.... >.>
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2008 23:08
BluFire
This is cooler than when Sonic had interspecies relationships.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2008 23:36
MATTFOO
ew
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2008 23:38
Geoff Henao
...I think swords and Sonic are cool.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2008 23:52
Red TheHaze Veron
swords are cooler than beastiality
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2008 23:58
Celdurant
Place your bets now. Which will be worse?! Unleashed (with its nighttime were-hog gameplay) or this new take on the blue blur?

Personally I'm stumped.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 00:15
Twisted Imp
@Celdurant
This will probably be worse, cause at least Unleased has some classic gameplay attached to it.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 00:18
Twisted Imp
Here is some gameplay footage of the God awful game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM-UUWbtrTs
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 00:18
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
WTF!?

That being said, Sonic looks pretty sick holding a sword...
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...Damnit SEGA, now I want a new Sparkster(Rocket Knight Adventure) game.
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 00:22
Chaosye
When did Sonic turn into Kingdom Hearts?
The world may never know.
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 00:35
ShawnKelfonne
SEGA: "Guys, people are getting their hopes up with the classic gameplay in Sonic Unleashed"
EMPLOYEE: "Well, why don't we do something stupid like giving him a sword?"
SEGA: "Congratulations, I'd like to see you in your new office tomorrow morning, Mr. Vice President"
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 00:43
Celdurant
Lol Twisted IMP, that video wasn't bad. I like the info attached to the video:

"It's nararated by Don Krieg of the Pirate Armada (from One Piece (English dub version)) so it sounds really wierd lol."

Still, I still say it's up in there air. A game that's half shit and half roses will still smell like shit in the end.
iwontusemyname's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 01:02
iwontusemyname
i was reading another blog, stating that capcom this year was completly run by nerds, thanks to games like bionic commando, mega man 9 and street fighter IV, giving people exactly what they want in the classic department.

well, apparently sega is now run by those creepy deviant weirdos.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 03:00
Justice
Hmm I thought I'd seen this before.

Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 03:01
Justice
What's next, Sonic and the Bad Boys 2?
T-y-l-e-r's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 04:01
T-y-l-e-r
People who say sonic unleashed has old school gameplay need to go get a not emulator and not play the old sonic games.
2.5D does not equal old school. Although it does look fun.
Azrael XJM's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 06:07
Azrael XJM
Yes, Unleashed looks pretty solid and people should stop complaining that a game isn't exactly the same as one already made.

As for this, all we have to go on is one picture, and at least the sword does look cool. Secret Rings was okay, right? And this sounds like a direct sequel (so far as that's possible)

I say give it a chance, it may be the closest to a new Rocket Knight Adventure we will ever get.
The Rotting Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 07:07
The Rotting Zombie
I hope he doesn't run with that sword, it would be kinda gory if he tripped over
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 09:33
Y0j1mb0
Reaprar speaks the truth.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 12:23
4knuckleshuffle
I don't see what everyone's bitching about. Sonic is and has always been shit.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 12:41
covah
...that last comment is just untrue flat untrue. Sonic was good (minus a few crap games) up until Sonic Adventure 2 on the dreamcast, then it all went down hill from there.
Shalashaska161's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 13:53
Shalashaska161
Horray for franchise whoring!
sonicmario's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 14:29
sonicmario
I'm going to hurt someone now...as penance for this bullshit.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 14:59
4knuckleshuffle
I didn't enjoy them, but then that's just my (possibly wrong) opinion.
anchorman84's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 15:26
anchorman84
hmmmmmm. Yes, potentially terrible, but has anyone thought of the wii-motion plus possibilities? I'm just saying.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 16:26
covah
likely hood is that this game comes out before Motionplus
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2008 17:20
Celdurant
@anchorman

Motion plus or not, Sonic + Sword just does not compute.
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 16:17
Zen Albatross
I have a better idea: They should make a game about Shadow and give him a machine gunOH WAIT....
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