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I'm fucking wasted, and you know what's awesome?
covah \| 10:20 PM on 07.04.2009	18 comments

Blazeblue

Yeah I play as Noel, fuck you.

Fucking Arakune is a mother fucking cheap asshole more than noel, so fuck off. Fuck your jump, down +A,B,C move. Fuck youre god damn bugs, you flood the screen with it, all I can say is that my last match I won in ranked was against Arakune, SO FUCK EVERYONE WHO PLAYS AS HIM!

and god damnit, I transfered my profile to a 120GB hdd, and it says I played that fucking Burger King game, I HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT GOD DAMN SHIT IN YEARS!!! Don't believe my fucking gaming card. I traded that shit in for 95 cents! SUCK IT BK, YOUR BURGERS SUCK!

suck my mother fucking dick

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-Covah

I don't know how many beers I have had today. Um... 3 flying dogs.... 6 miller lites... 4 saranacs... sure why the fuck not?

TIGER ARMY NEVER DIES!

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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18

Chris Carter

Drunk blogs <3 <3 <3 i'm serious i love them suck my shark if you don't.

Seriously, they're awesome. I love you too!

Snaileb

I'm ducking drunkie too HAPPY INDEPENDENCE FROM JIM STERLINGS COUNTRY!!

Woo!

Qraze

fuck em all. independence fucking day. independence from shit ass england. you fucking heard me. fuck london. pussy fucking bitches. we fucking won then saved your sorry asses in ww2. boston tea party up in here bitches!

smurfee mcgee

Fireworks are pretty awseomea too. Unfortunately, my hlaf gallon of whiskey is gone and the liquor stote is closed tomorrow.
Love Dtoid. Happy 4th

Prism Schism

So... why are you playing that Burger King game?

Takeshi

EUROPE ERUOPE RUEOPE RO.... ZZZzzzzzzz

SilverDragon1979

This shit is fucking hilarious!!!!

Jack Maverick

That BK game is the greatest game ever, you obviously have no clue what you're talking about.

Also, Arakunes are meh. Bang is what it's all about.

Snaileb

Whooa where did ducking and screw London come from
?
I want to sex some British accents.

Also I've had a 12 pack of amberbock dark lager i'm drunk!!!!

smackifilia

Seriously, fuck England. You hear that you shits, we shredded your ass when we went toe to toe. Then when your flappy tear-stained cunts came crying for help in WW2, we listened. And pulled you out of Nazi clutches. Seriously, wheres my thanks. I deserve it.

Aziel13

FUCK! MOAR! b33R

Takeshi

Hell Yeah!!! Uhm, to be honest. No. Check your history books again.

Jonathan Ross

SNAILEB! Where have you been!?

Kris S

What the hell with the BK game :P

@Qraze+Smackfilia
While I never miss an opportunity to say fuck England, I'm taking it in this instance your meaning fuck the UK. Well since you're all immigrants, there's a strong possibility you're saying fuck yourself - which is fair enough if you like that sort of thing. Honestly you lot are no better than the Australians sometimes

Justice

What Jonathan Ross said.

Naim Master

Getting drunk is so much fun ! However , appendicitis is NOT a fun matter .

Y0j1mb0

LOL.

Puppy Licks

drunkblogs FTW

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