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Fable II Pub Games: Why I'll never make it in Vegas
covah | 6:03 PM on 08.13.2008 18 comments




So the Fable II Pub games came out today. Thinking it was a clever idea that Lionhead was giving you the option to get a head start on your bankroll prior to the release of Fable II, I decided to pick it up. Now in it's essence, it's still a good idea, too bad you're going to be starting Fable II in the red.

If you go to any forum about the game, the general thought expressed mostly is "I'M IN DEBT XXXX GOLD!" Yeah, these are casino style games that are random, but are fucking BRUTALLY random. I've minimized my losses by doing one thing, walking away. It is so insanely hard to make money in this game that it's an almost guarantee that if you merge your Fable II avatar with your pub games one, that you're going to be like a college graduate up to their eyes in debt. The only solution to your debt I could think of depends on the possibility of their being a NPC bookie that handles your debt. If there is, arrow in the back of the fucking head, and MY Fable II debt problems will be solved. First chance I get, it's gonna happen.

But to be fair, playing these games is like being that especially dangerous drunk where you don't realize how drunk you are and that "just one more" mentality comes around... about 3 times. it's just so easy to keep thinking "oh come on, I'll just go one more round" and then, FAIL! You lose, more debt for you. This got me thinking, I'd be fucking terrible in Vegas. Not only because I apparently suck at gambling, but added to that there is one thing

VODKA

And I'm not talking your $15 a handle shitty college vodka you put through a brita water pitcher to make it suck a little less (Jenkins, Popov, ect) I'm talking GOOD Vodka. That lubrication, if you will, and the "one more" mind set I've found thanks to Pub Games is nothing but a recipe for disaster.

So to sum it up, here's to starting Fable II in debt!



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Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 18:34
Tubatic
The slots game is a sinkhole. Don't bother.

But the card game? You can finesse that a little. I'm enjoying that, and, once the pre-order code curfuffle is resolved, I'm probably going to pre-order Fable two and get my Full Download on.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 18:35
Too Much Coffee Man
They should have set it up like Poker Stars. Where after you go broke you get a small amount to start working with again.

But you can only get the starting $ from going broke once or twice an hour; or something like that.

Then set it up where you can only transfer the money to your fable char once every other day; or something like that. To prevent people from exploiting going back & forth between the games to rack up free $ in fable.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 18:36
covah
god the slots one is the worst, especially the lower level ones you are force to play first. All you have to do is mash A to watch your money disappear
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 18:41
Brian Szabelski
Wait, you can start the game in the red if you lose these games? What kind of crap is that?
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 19:01
covah
Not necessarily. In order get your money (that you probably don't have) from the Pub games is by merging your hero with your character in the pub games. Then everything carries over. I'm just talking in a hypothetical sense.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 19:03
Darren Nakamura
I plan on starting this up when I get home today, but with a little bit of maths on my side, I might be able to come out ahead.

Protip: don't play Spinnerbox. It looks entirely random.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 19:08
covah
HUZZAH! I've come out of the realm of debt with a WHOPPING 13 gold to my name
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 20:05
Chocobo Knight
I won the first Spinnerbox tournament on the first try. That's the best luck I've had all week. :)
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 21:30
TheDreadHawk
I want to get this. I still haven't pre-ordered.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 21:41
Clockwork
I don't want to start a game where I'm a millionaire. I don't want to jump into Albion and can immediately buy the entire region.

...That is of course if it was attainable to get any sort of money with these games.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 22:42
covah
Oh don't worry, you won't be a millionaire... that's sorta the point haha
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 00:07
randombullseye
I also will pre-order Fable 2 and get these crappy games. If only so I can unlock more crap in Fable 2.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 01:32
Aziel13
lucky I played with the demo to train up a smig
but I could only manage to keep at my starting of 100
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 15:55
TrailerParkJesus
lol @ pic
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 17:10
the Golden Avatar
Just play enough Fortune until you can unlock the last Diamond board (the one with the 1500 max bid). With a little bit of strategy you make money pretty quickly. I earned 319,000 gold in a little under two and a half hours.

Of course, I have no intention of actually giving this money to my character from the get go. That would take all the fun out of it in my opinion.
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