I was watching Sky News the other day and caught just a snippet of a woman saying something like "Well, the first problem is that most young boys first learn to drive on racing game." I missed the following bit as my toast popped up and in the morning, feeding my face becomes far more important than feeding my brain. And I started thinking while struggling to get that stupid plastic seal off the Marmite. She is probably right. It would explain a few things, though BMW drivers have always driven like arseholes. It seems to be an inate abilty that when a man buys a BMW, or Super Size Penis Pump as I like to think of them, he loses all control. I once had to remind one that the little stick by the steering wheel was "an indicator, which lets other people know exactly where the fuck you are going you twat!"

Anyway, I think we could put games to good use and train kids to do things better from an early age. We could have games that teach men how to iron properly or show girls how to run without looking like they have two wooden legs. We could solve the teenage pregnancy problem in Europe by having a Shag It game. They have to reach the age of 16 without having contracted any STI's or getting pregnant. They could bank enough points to buy a car if they shag enough girls without doing the above. Extra points for a ginger or a fat bird. I really think it could work ....

Hmmmm....

I could be rich!

Now, if I can just learn some coding and stuff ...

Nuff said.