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I am no gamer. I like Space Invaders. I cannot get past first level. I do, however, have a big issue with the constant moaning about kids playing unusuitable games. Parents ... do your job and stop buying them if your child is too young. Smash the nanny state and make parents responsible for their actions. I also like ZOMBIES. And I play D and D. The proper game. On a table. With figures. And dice. And beer. Which is where the mayhem usually starts.
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Gamers don't shoot people for real ...
corruptioneer | 4:09 PM on 04.24.2008 10 comments


Ah, here we go. Another comment on a site was ranting about connections between games that are violent and violent crime being connected. I have come to the conclusion that gamers don't shoot people for real for a number of reasons.

1. Gamers don't like to leave their games/kits/etc for any length of time and a killing spree would be fairly time consuming.

2. Gamers don't really like to go outside unless they really have to or it involves puchasing a new game. Killing sprees would probably need a lot of planning AND possibly prolonged exposure to daylight. That ain't gonna happen.

3. If you shoot real people, you are going to be dead or in jail when the new best game comes out. Gamers missing that? I thnk not.

4. Where is the fun? For real, people would scream, die, blood, police, you get shot, sent to jail, shagged like a pirate for twenty years. In a game, you can kill people all night, stop for a cuppa and a sandwich, phone your friend and call him a pussy, shag your girl and till be able to go back and kill again.

Logic surely prevails.
And I base this on the gamers I know.

Nuff Said.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:23
MrSadistic
You are like, the Jay Leno of the internet.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:25
blehman
That's not even mentioning how hard a time they'll have trying to hit a target without a reticle.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:35
king3vbo
I learned how to circle strafe though, it really creeps out people at the mall
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:42
kepler
It improved my paintballing considerably.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:45
mix
I tried to doulbe rocket launch jump now I have a bizznitchin wheel chair!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 17:11
MrSadistic
Yeah, England is pretty wacky.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 17:51
razerangel
When we go to laser quest (where you run around a dark as hell room with others shooting at sensors on said others bodies with guns that shoot infrared beams), we decided to see if you ran faster with a knife. Conclusion: yes we did but the police didn't see the funny side.
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 18:02
kepler
@razerangel

I love laser quest - just not your version.
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