Hey guys, Coon here, and I just got back to Texas about 12 hours ago. I was going to make a video montage of all the pics I took with epic credits, but epic credits are pretty much limited to one liners, and that's just not going to be enough. This is probably tl;dr, so just back out on your browser and go on with your life. If I missed some of you, I'm horribly and shamefully sorry, but this was long enough as it was.

Necros - We lit him on fucking fire. It was amazing. And he didn't even wake up. Glad I finally got to meet you man.

Macca - So badass that you flew all the way from New Zealand to hang with us. You light Necros on fire and doesn't afraid of anything.

CountingConflict - We fucking win dude. That is all.

CrocBox - Glad you hung with us man. You had fun without alcohol, and that is impressive.

Pheonix-Blood - Was as much of a sweetheart as I thought she would be. I want to put a baby in this girl. Seriously.



Wardrox - Isn't negative at all IRL. He's fucking awesome.

Tazar - The pedostache is creepy but sexy as well.

Butmac - Every bit as cool and down to earth as I expected. Though he told me he secretly admires Luc Bernard.

-D- - I was actually really surprised at how excited you were to meet me, since we have never really talked much before. You are a cool motherfucker, and I'm glad you're on the TVGB team.

DVDDesign - Good to see you again man, hopefully we can pull through with that October NARP you were talking about.

TheGHost - You are one genuinely cool guy. It's awesome what you're doing in Africa, though I'm sad you won't have internet for 4 months.



McSnow - Strippers are his Achilles' Heel.

BigPopaGamer - It was good to hang out with my brother from another mother again. Wish yall had gotten in for Thursday night though.

Kryptinite - People have said that I'm a gentle giant, but Kryptinite is actually the biggest gentle giant I've ever met. Also, it's amazing when he gets into arguments from the Red Lion bar. As with BPG, wish you had been there for Thursday.

Nademagnet - I'd never really talked to you on DToid much before, but I wish I had. You won PAX with "the pictures". Ditto on the Thursday night absence.

Mid3vol - Gives the best dryhumps.



Hoygeit - Still one of the nicest guys ever. Glad we got to hang out a good bit man, sorry about the crappy parts of your trip.

King3vbo - Snuggle buddies forever. Bearforce One will unite next year. Count on it.

LostCrichton - Does the sexiest nerdcore ever. Shaves his head and doesn't afraid of anything. Will also be part of the Bearforceage next year.

Blehman - Glad to see you again so soon man. I'll give you a ring next time I'm in Dallas.

HuskyHog - Really wanted me to make a "mistake", whatever that means.

Knives - Is as happy-go-lucky in real life as he is in IRC, which is amazing. Also, he bought me and others lots of shots, and I thank him for that.



Asian Joe - When he strips for us in hotel rooms it makes me happy in my lower area.

Phist - Amazing asian, or my favorite asian? Close call.

Itemforty - Thanks for the ride man. It seemed like we didn't hang out as much as usual, but you know how much I love you.

FooLiz - Awesome girl. I am sad she is leaving back to Australia, they are lucky to have her.

RiserGlen - Great hanging out with the Idlemaster again.

Droobies - Is now internet famous after hundreds of people at PAX saw his balls at the DToid panel.



Amber - Wants Dyson to marry her and Droobies (whenever in the future that happens), which is amazing.

DJDuffy - Gives Canada a good name. Really sweet chick.

Keener - Is gay and we all know it.

GuitarAtomik - I'm starting the "IKILLPXLS at PAX 09" campaign right now.

Madninja - One goofy motherfucker, goofy but lovable.

Power Glove - Sorry I didn't get to talk to you much man, but I hope you had a great time and I'm glad you flew from the opposite coast to kick it with us.



Chad - Seriously is as amaaaaaaazing as you think he is. When you know you have legions of adoring fans you would think a person would be on a high horse, but Chad was genuinely thrilled to talk to each and every person. Also, singing Disney at the panel was life-changing.

Dyson - The epitome of cool. If you don't get back on RFGO! soon, I'm going to fly to SF, kick you in the balls, then take you out and buy you a beer to take your mind off your balls.

Topher - Great meeting you man, though I wish you had been around more. :(

.tiff - My life is pretty much complete after meeting you. One of the sweetest, coolest girls I can ever imagine meeting. Also, Deloris.

Samit - Finally got to see me sober. I hope it wasn't a disappointment.

Nick - Good to see you again man. If it makes you feel any better, I believe you about the You Oughta Know debacle.

Colette - Seriously a contender for one of the nicest people on the planet. You can tell she legitimately cares about each and every community member.

Niero - This guy is pretty much my hero. I don't know how one man can be such hot shit and so humble at the same time. He has all these fanboys that would do anything for him, but instead of asking he does shit like invite them to lunch and then pay for EVERYONE'S lunch and then leave before anyone can protest it. The epitome of win.



Everybody - I love you all. I would have just written that in your quips, but that would have been very repetitive, so I will just say now that I seriously love you all and would take a bullet for you.