I know it's been 36 hours since the NARP ended. Fuck off. I got back at 6 am, slept til 12, went to class until now, and this is my first chance to make a blog. I don't have any pictures either, as Itemforty had the camera for the TX group, but they say a word is worth 1/1000 of a picture, so I tried to type enough words to make up for the lack of pictures.
Ron, Burling, Nino - Thanks for setting this up guys, we owe it all to you
Droobies - Has at one point in his life painted his testicles like DToid easter eggs.
Droobies wife - Calls Droobies by his DToid name. How cool is that?
Keener - Seriously one of the nicest guys I've ever met in my life.
Miggles - After seeing how cool you are I'm really mad we've never hung out and we live in the same state.
Hoygeit - 4th floorers represent!
BigPopaGamer - Bed buddies 4 lyfe.
Orcist - Hey! It's Grim!
Grim - Hey! It's Grim!
Bum that asked for money at the Jack in the Box in Tennessee - I know you thought I was lying but I really didn't have any change.
Chair - Fuck you.
SwiftKarateChop - Fucking awesome kid. Thanks for the Blue Motherfucker.
Cheeburga - Really is as emo as you think he is.
ZServ - Really quiet at first, glad you opened up.
Britini Martini - Pretty much my favorite girl in the world.
GuitarAtomik - Kicked so much ass Saturday night.
Phist - Can't wait to see you at PAX man.
2,500 miles - Fuck you.
Indiana - Wait, we're in Indiana now? What?
SteamyV - Extremely nice guy.
Tazar - Is amazing as you have heard.
RiserGlen - <3
Rockstar - Thanks for all the swag.
Puppet - Contrary to popular belief, is not the Boogeyman. IRC, you have this kid all wrong.
BongDonkey - Thanks for the ride Saturday man.
DynamicSheep - Epic beard is epic.
Quisling - Glad you made it man. Wish you had gotten there for Friday.
AgentMoo - I swear I will play your game with you guys someday soon.
MaxVest - Sets the indie standard.
Little Bunny - Ate more than me Saturday morning and is 1/3 my size.
Everyone in general - The drive was worth every second to meet you guys. I honestly love you all, and I'm sober now so it's not the alcohol talking. Everyone go to PAX so I can see you again.
I love that pic because it looks like Coon is staring into the heavens and is thinking either two things. 1. "What the hell just happened to me?" and 2. "How did I end up like this?"
Can I please please point out the fact that the chair was broken before I got to it? I know it's funner to overlook these things but srsly not my fault.
At one point during Guitar's performance you walked straight in front of him while looking off into the distance with a blank face. I nearly died laughing right then and there.
lol I swear to god man, I must have been a ninja. Im in like No pics, and no one remembers me almost lol. All good had a blast cant wait for the next one!
Here's to the guy who calls chugging half a goddamn liter of SoCo "pre-gaming." Great to meet you, coon, you guys were so awesome I almost regretted missing the other half of the road trip. Sorry I couldn't give you guys the same welcome to Tennessee that Mr. Bum gave us.
HAHAHA omg dude coon, puppet had a video of me and u and u are bent over and im like YEEEHAWWW!!!! and then we both raise up and just walk off like nothing happened.
i just remembered watching this at the "after party" lol
I have to say that coon made me feel alive again, like back when i was in grade school with all the other school girls! He also doesnt like water anyone, water is his enemy, and ruins his drunk.... OH YEA!
I did bad things to people with my Blue Motherfucker....baaaaad things
I can confirm that the chair was broken before. It was the same chair that I was about to give that one blonde girl a lapdance in but it collapsed before we could do it.
PS: coon... I'm watching the tape from when you were rambling on and on for like half an hour about nothing, and I swear you has the cutest eyes.
Yeah, next year I'll make it out for Friday. Shit, I may actually go to E for all, if anyone actually cares about that. PAX is totally out for me, unfortunately.
Also, I'd like to meet you sober sometime. If that's possible :-P Just kidding. But seriously. You loved me a LOT Saturday. :-D
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Dude, it was awesome meeting you and you definitely brought a lot to the party! :D
I love that pic because it looks like Coon is staring into the heavens and is thinking either two things. 1. "What the hell just happened to me?" and 2. "How did I end up like this?"
I'll hold back your beard when you puke any time. don't ever shave!
God, you were wasted fast on Saturday... I think Pedro's picture says it all!
NO SHAVING
Coonskin: Destroyer of Chairs!!
It didn't help that he CAME to the bar drunk because he wasn't sure about drinking...
OMG Coonskin you freaking rock buddy. I <3 you for LIFE!
Can I please please point out the fact that the chair was broken before I got to it? I know it's funner to overlook these things but srsly not my fault.
<3 u guiz
At one point during Guitar's performance you walked straight in front of him while looking off into the distance with a blank face. I nearly died laughing right then and there.
@Grim
O shit! I hope to god there's a picture of that.
HA HA HA Zombie-fied Coonskin. That's pure win right there!
And yes he did chug some SoCo before coming to the bar. Hence the reason he tried to take SwiftKarateChop's face off and put it on like a mask.
Glad you got home you sleepy bastard. And wait for item's pics.
Also, half a bottle is not some popa.
You are awesome, Coon. Stories of your superior alcohol consumption were circulating all night.
I definitely want to meet up with you crazy Texans again so we can properly discuss the finer points of Old No.7 (read: drink until our hearts stop).
Also, thanks for keeping my girlfriend entertained with that conversation about Mexico. Hearing about that was hilarious.
Btw SteamyV, I am officially in love with your girlfriend now. Just thought I would give the heads up. ;) You'll find out why in my recap.
Also Blehman, I hate SoCo so while I give props to him for chugging it, not so much props for the actual alcohol consumed. It was a lot though.
You're my fav <3
lol I swear to god man, I must have been a ninja. Im in like No pics, and no one remembers me almost lol. All good had a blast cant wait for the next one!
I love the fact that you addressed a bum in a blog post. <3
lols i love you coon hahaha, dude truth be toold i think you got the chair that me and tazar destroyed XD lol
Here's to the guy who calls chugging half a goddamn liter of SoCo "pre-gaming." Great to meet you, coon, you guys were so awesome I almost regretted missing the other half of the road trip. Sorry I couldn't give you guys the same welcome to Tennessee that Mr. Bum gave us.
Classy, I expected to see Coon on the floor, passed out
i planted a bomb in ur anus coon
I totally have a picture seconds before Coon fell in the chair. It's EPIC and proves he didn't break it, it was already crapped on by Tazar :P
<3's to Coonskin!!!! You are the most amazing gentle giant of a drunk I've ever seen. You should see what I've got planned for my balls next...
HAHAHA omg dude coon, puppet had a video of me and u and u are bent over and im like YEEEHAWWW!!!! and then we both raise up and just walk off like nothing happened.
i just remembered watching this at the "after party" lol
lol@ the most amazing gentle giant of a drunk ever. its true too.
<33
also lol@ hey its grim x2 & chair-fuck you
ill be at pax and expect more drunken tirades about the history of dtoid and how you are a professional notgetdrunkperson.
I have to say that coon made me feel alive again, like back when i was in grade school with all the other school girls! He also doesnt like water anyone, water is his enemy, and ruins his drunk.... OH YEA!
I did bad things to people with my Blue Motherfucker....baaaaad things
That pic is so epic - good times, man!
I can confirm that the chair was broken before. It was the same chair that I was about to give that one blonde girl a lapdance in but it collapsed before we could do it.
PS: coon... I'm watching the tape from when you were rambling on and on for like half an hour about nothing, and I swear you has the cutest eyes.
just had to throw that out there...
haha
Aw...*blush*
I love you, but don't kiss me. I owe you a drink in Seattle.
“Chair - Fuck you.”
LOL
I’m serious when I say that I don’t think I saw you sober for the entire weekend. It was awesome.
Yeah, next year I'll make it out for Friday. Shit, I may actually go to E for all, if anyone actually cares about that. PAX is totally out for me, unfortunately.
Also, I'd like to meet you sober sometime. If that's possible :-P Just kidding. But seriously. You loved me a LOT Saturday. :-D
Who had time to be sober? i really wanna know
Coon, glad you're okay after that fall. Was awesome meeting you. :)
I was surprised coon fell, he was trying to sober up by drinking beer
We'll most definitely make up for it bro. <3 :)